No joke there.

Tell her to move to Chicago so she can be friends with Miss Magpie. They're totally MFEO.

Yea, there's some crazy women up there in Chicago.


Btw, how are things going with whats his face? QB dude.

Alright, I guess. He had a great game this past Saturday, looking forward to another W this weekend against Nevada. Haven't had a chance to talk about "everything", but at least we're more civil with each other these days.

He irritates the shit outta me, but he still tugs at the heartstrings every now and then. I just wish he didn't screw it all up.

Yeah, cashmoney, that's my question...

Typically, most cops arrest dudes just by what gwirlfriend lied about...

And it all gets sorted out by the judge later...

So why want the headache of court no matter how "strawberry" this ho is???


James, I have seen psychotic women lie and ruin men's lives over the crap they got themselves into...

Best advice, let "sleeping dogs lie--'cuz if you lie with dogs, you wind up with fleas..."

Time to remember that the 2 people directly involved here aren't the only ones who can go to the cops. If she has been talking, word will get around. You threatening her back does not make you look good in this one. Yeah, she's nasty and obviously is about 2 sandwiches shy of a picnic, but it isn't the smart ones cops end up talking to the most. I'm guessing both she and her friends will know how to play the game, and her being doped up at the time is not prosecutable -- no physical evidence (and really not worth the court's time). You'd be surprised what CI's will go to cops with. It can come from a totally random source.

You're playing her game with her at this point. Every time you talk to her, you put fuel on the fire, so to speak. Every time you "out-threaten" her, you've dumped gas on the fire. It obviously hasn't stopped her from coming around, right? So change the tactics. Change the phone number, get caller id, and handle the whole thing like you're the grown-up in this.

If she does come after your car or something, you get a report done, call the insurance, and get it fixed. Then you prosecute her (provided you've decided that some cops actually work for a living and don't know the fastest way to the donut shop).

Seriously, though. You'd be surprised what gets overlooked for a bigger fish. Make sure you're out of the water before someone thinks you and your friends look like Jaws.

James: Yeah, depending upon the state and the specifics, it could be a lack of consent thing with the amount of drugs. Could sound something like, "given the amount of illegal drugs in her system, a fact which was known to the suspects, Ms. X was unable to make rational thoughts and arguments. The drugs left her incapacitated to the point where she was no longer able to say no." I'd not take it on, but there's a lawyer for everyone out there, and some don't care what the case is (just like cops, and everyone else, there are good and bad).

Good Luck.

I remember this one time when I was being stalked. My friends and I have this simple formula that usually gets rid of the stalker.

Heres how it works:

Ok only use this plan if he doesnt get the point when you say you dont like him.

When the stalker weasels his way into going to the bar with you and your friends (and trust me he will) thats when you put this plan into action.

Hit on every guy there. If you see a guy you said hi to last week, he is your new best friend. Run up to him and hug him and ask how he is and just hang all over him. (Bonus if it gets you a drink)

Make sure your girls know that you dont like the stalker. That way if he somehow gets ahold of you they will know to come pull you away. After this happens a few times he SHOULD get the point however some guys are persistant.

If all else fails throw up on him. Or even better if he really likes his car do it in there.

This plan normally works, however, some guys just don't get the message. As we speak my best friend is trying to get rid of a stalker. He just doesnt get the point.

Cain't y'all just talk about Jesus and how Jesus Saves???

I mean, you go Christian Religious Right on crazy folks, and the fact you'd invite them to church to see God, if they confess their sins... That usually scares the lunatics off... Unless they really crazy and actually do show up to church... Then if they do, you can sick that old lady on them to hog up their time and make them go to Sunday School and Bible Study...

That is how my girls and I would get rid of lunatic men... If they actually did show up at church, they'd have some old folks on they butt about what their intentions were when they walked in...

Only time it backfired was when dude had a rap sheet and had been incarcerated... But, that was a strange case anyways... And he really needed Jesus...