My favorite part:

Elle : Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III : Uhh, ye... no
Elle : Well this is so much better than that. Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

Elle: Do they always just put you on the spot like that?
Emmett: The professors? Yea, they tend to do that, Socratic Method.
Elle: So if you don't know the answer they're just going to throw you out?
Emmett: So you have _________ (I forgot her name)?
Elle: YES. Did she do that to you too?
Emmett: No but she did make me cry once. Not in class. I waited until I got back to my room. But yea she'll kick you right in the balls, or wherever.