Sorry to crash your board, but my man's a Theta Chi. I saw a similar version of this song, but here's how the Theta Iotas sing it:

Here's to brother John, brother John, brother John
Here's to brother John who's with us tonight
He's happy, he's jolly, he's fucked up, by golly
Here's to brother John who's with us tonight
So drink mother-fucker, drink mother-fucker,
Drink mother-fucker, drink (repeated until he's done or you decide he's done)

I've never been to another chapter, so I don't know if this is original or not, but what we do at Hartford, ZY chapter is this:

(starting with one Brother, usually President or Marshal)
Let every good Theta now raise up his glass
(all Brothers come in for this part, loud)
VIVA LA THETA CHI!
(starting Brother again)
And drink to the health of her glorious past
(all brothers)
VIVA LA THETA CHI!
Viva la, viva la Theta Chi
Viva la, viva la Theta Chi
Again and again, again and again,
Viva la Theta Chi!
(same format as first verse, with same Brother starting and the rest answering)
From Alpha to last her men are the best
VIVA LA THETA CHI!
If we had more time, we'd tell you the rest
VIVA LA THETA CHI!
Viva la, viva la Theta Chi
Viva la, viva la Theta Chi
Again and again, again and again,
VIVA LA THETA CHI!


It's usually a big hit at socials, and the sororities usually answer with one of their chants. Also, the night my pledge class got in we all did it in the middle of the quad, which was pretty awesome.

Rat Shit

Rat Shit, Bat Shit; Dirty Stinking Twat.
69 Douchebags tied in a not.
Eat em up, butt fuck;
Gobble, nibble, chew.
We’re THETA CHI! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!
EAT EM RAW HUH!!

Cane Break
I was born from a Cane break,
Raised by a bear.
I Got a double set of jaw teeth;
A fine coat of hair.
I got a Cast Iron Belly;
With a Blue Steel Rod.
I’m a Mean Mother Fucker;
I’m a Theta Chi GOD!

The Hoe
I placed my hand upon her toe,
The hoe, the hoe.
I placed my hand upon her toe,
The hoe, the hoe
I placed my hand upon her toe;
She said Theta Chi your way too low.
Get it in, get it out, quit fuckin about
The hoe, the hoe, the hoe
I placed my hand upon her knee,
The hoe, the hoe
I placed my hand upon her knee
The hoe the hoe
I placed my hand upon her knee
She said Theta Chi you’re teasing me.
Get it in, get it out. Quit Fuckin about.
The hoe, the hoe, the hoe
I placed my hand upon her thigh,
The hoe, the hoe
I placed my hand upon her thigh
The hoe the hoe
I placed my hand upon her thigh,
She said Theta Chi, you’re way too shy.
Get it in, get it out. Quit Fuckin About,
The hoe, the hoe the hoe.
I placed my hand upon her tit,
The hoe, the hoe
I placed my hand upon her tit
The hoe, the hoe
I placed my hand upon her tit;
She said Theta Chi you getting it,
Get it in get it out quit fuckin about,
The hoe the hoe the hoe
I placed my hand upon her twat,
The hoe, the hoe
I placed my hand upon her twat,
The hoe, the hoe
I placed my hand upon her twat
She said Theta Chi your makin me hot
Get it in get it out quit fuckin about
The hoe the hoe the hoe
I stuck my dick right in her mouth
The hoe the hoe
I stuck my dick right in her mouth
The hoe the hoe
I stuck my dick right in her mouth
She said mmhmmhmhmmhmhmmhm
Get it in get it out quit fuckin about
The hoe the hoe the hoe
I stuck my dick right up her ass
The hoe the hoe
I stuck my dick right up her ass
The hoe the hoe
I stuck my dick right up her ass
She Theta Chi you’ve got some class
Get it in get it out quit fuckin about
the hoe the hoe the hoe
And now she lies in a wood pine box
The hoe the hoe
And now she lies in a wood pine box
The hoe the hoe
And now she lies in a wood pine box
(pause and take a shot or a swallow of your beer)
FROM SUCKIN TOO MANY THETA CHI COCKS!!
Get in it get it out quit fuck about
The hoe the hoe the hoe
We dig her up every now and again
The hoe the hoe
We dig her up every now and again
The hoe the hoe
We dig her up every now and again
And we fuck her AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
Get it in get it out quit fuckin about
The hoe the hoe the hoe
Now all Theta Chis are going to Hell
The hoe the hoe
Now all Theta Chis are going to Hell
The hoe the hoe
Now all Theta Chis are down in Hell
(pause)
WE’RE FUCKIN THE DEVIL; HIS WIFE AS WELL!
GET IT IN GET IT OUT QUIT FUCKIN ABOUT
THE HOE THE HOE THE HOE!!!

The Hoe is meant to be sung as a bar song, of course, with a pirate voice and every time the lead says "the hoe" the crowd repeats "The Hoe" and on the big parts such as the devil or we fuck her again and again and again the whole crowd of Theta Chis should say it in unison.
Brother Hood
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