"I found the real killer" ~O J Simpson

to piggyback

"We never left Nicole with OJ just so we could keep leaching off of him and his funds." The Brown Family

I ain't trying to be messy but really why ain't they toss her in the trunk and pull her away from that mess that they witnessed.

"No, nothing is wrong with my eye.....I just like wearing shades"
(Musiq, Lil John)

"Mary-Kate, can I borrow a pair of your jeans?" (Ashley Olsen)

I Do, Steadman ~ Oprah (at the altar)

"I wish my mouth wasn't so dirty"- Nicole Richie

"I am just getting married, so my fans won't forget me"- Britney Spears

"I should give Britney some marriage advice on how to stay in a relationship"- Jenifer Lopez

"If we were in a fight, Britney will kick my butt" - Pink

"I am really not a tough chick, it is just all an act" - Avril Lavigne

"Yo, baby, yo." --- Kanye West

LOL!!! But, he does say that...when he's all alone.

I'm a very humble person~Usher

"No, I don't think I'm that pretty" -- Usher

"Yea, I messed up with Justin and want him back!!" --Britney

"Articulate man, articulate!!!"--One Ying-Yang twin to the other.

"You know he gave me that ring to save my career" - Brandy

"No, this was not inspired by Beyonce" - Ashanti's look on 106 & Park

"I know my career is over" - Nick Lashey

"You know, I think I looked better before the surgery" Lil Kim

"You know, those other teams might be way better than us" The US Mens Olympic Basketball Team

" I should have listened to my parents" Kobe

"You know, I kinda miss having a wife to go home to." ~ Snoop

"I know Kelis ain't got no talent!" ~ NaS

"I'm a very devout Christian who doesn't believe in showing a lot of skin." ~ Beyonce

"I thought rolling around in black stuff in my video was...sexy?" ! ~ Christina Millian

"I'm very feminine!" ~ Babs from Da Band

"We felt that our Hot & Wet album was just as good as or better than Part III ~ 112

We don't regret trying to leave Bad Boy." ~ 112

HILARIOUS!!!!

"Ok, ok, Imma quit playin' wit yall. I really am going to stay retired this time."

(Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Deion Sanders, and in about a year, Ricky Williams.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

lol @ Star Jones!

"Show me what you working wit'" Stevie Wonder

You are surely surely surely going to ROAST in the BLUE FLAMES of HELL for THAT ONE!!! :p

I'm sexy ~ Craig Mack, Shabba Ranks