i lost my phone number, can i have yours?

guy: did it hurt?

girl: what?

guy: when you fell from heaven

(a guy actually used that on me lol )

Man: You look very becoming in that dress....but of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me??

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.

I need math help. Lets subtract the clothes, add a bed, divide your legs then multiply.

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Do you have a quarter? My momma told me to call her when I fell in love.

Can I check the tag on your shirt?

Of course! It says "Made in Heaven!"

Hey baby...wanna wrestle?

Man to woman: Every bone looks good in your body. Especially mine!

If I call your left leg Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

-Jules

--Rudey never knew what hit him after that one!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go f*ck!

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?