That is why I LOVE YA! CTF...Reckin' the PERPS! Check Please!

I wonder if this is the same lady our other Soror found out was lying about being a member. The fraud worked at her job and lived in the same apartment complex even drove a car wit a Delta license plate. Then when questioned claimed to be her front because she didn't know any better. I hope it is because I just don't wanna imagine ANOTHER grown woman lying about being a Delta. You know this is all I gotta say about that..............
*bowin head*
Dear LORD I come to you now as your humble servant........................................... ..............

Yall I remixed this from Barbershop2. You know the scene where Eddie is getting ready to go get something to eat and everybody starts yelling out orders and he replies, "That'll be 3 orders of Hell Naw, 2 sides of Negro Please and 1 Go Ask Yo Mama." :o

I am sure there are others who are perping harder than this one right here.

well
 

In the words of Fred Sanford........U BIG DUMMYYYYYY....LOL :D.. WTH WAS U THINKING ABOUT COMING ON HERE WITH THAT
COCK-KU-MAMMY-SHYT.......THIS IS 2 UNREAL..... WERE U DRUNK WHEN U WROTE THIS .. ARE EVEN HIGH FOR THAT MATTER..U HAVE SOME NERVES:rolleyes: :confused: I'M REALLY WAITING ON U TO SAY SIKE!!!...

Wow. You perped, knew it wasn't right, and now you want to be a Delta. I'm not NPHC, but I think the trade-off with perping for so long is losing the chance to EVER be a real Delta. Hope you enjoyed it ..... :mad:

You lied and gained the trust of alot of women. That should be on your mind right now. Not how to be a "real Delta". You need to come clean to them....

I am not a member of any org but I do have a comment.
 

What y'all should have did was befriended the girl, pretended to be sympathetic. Tell her, "Girl, pm. me so that we can discuss this privately." Got the pertinent information and handled the business;) .

Re: I am not a member of any org but I do have a comment.
 

Yeah, but alas, I have a severe allergy to jail so a verbal assault is all I am capable of at this time. Besides they are so much fun. :D

Re: Re: I am not a member of any org but I do have a comment.
 

LOL.... I'm just reading this thread.......CT4 YOU ARE A FOOL..I am ROTFLMBAO:D :D

Re: Re: I am not a member of any org but I do have a comment.
 

That wasn't quite the business I was referring to:) . But maybe....

Wow, I haven't heard anything this wild in a long time. :eek: :mad: As usual CT4, you have me CTHU.

wow.
like my students would say, (and i would say along with them)

OD!

like some1 mentioned earlier, dont worry about becoming a "real Delta," because it seems like that ship has sailed, according to the members here.

you need to become a "real yellowflower" because in living your Delta lie, you been living your life a lie. get yourself together! come clean to your husband, first and foremost. last thing i wanna see is another black marriage broken b/c of lies.

you wanted Delta too bad. but if was really down with it, you wouldve respected the founders and members who put themselves into everything that is and represents Delta, your family and friends who probably wont respect you as much for lying about who you are, and most of all, you wouldve respectd yourself and been about the talk you was talkin.

but you knew this already...
no sympathy for yoo!

not a member but dang thats messed up
 

Ooooh wait 'til the others come back from the convention!

***In my best Bernie Mac Voice "Its gon be trouble, trouble":eek: :eek:

*sigh* It's sad but true, yellowflower. These women worked hard to earn their letters and it is exceedingly offensive when someone pretends to be in a greek organization without having put forth the genuine effort. I dont know if you can come clean with this because although I wouldnt be as passionately angry as some of the ladies on this thread (no offense, ladies, you're completely justified) I dont think I would welcome you into my sorority with open arms had you pretended to be a PiPhi w/o ever earning the letters. These women know the inner significance of their organization and love it dearly. You can't possibly know how that feels being on the outside :rolleyes:

I can't believe this one! I've heard of perping but this is to the extreme! How can you look at yourself in the mirror! You better be glad that you don't live down south because there would be no way you could have gotten away with it! This is almost as bad as the supposed Soror I worked with who told me she was active in our chapter-later I found out she was not active and about to have her membership revoked! Don't people think that they will eventually be found out!

WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

*****SIRENS SIRENS SIRENS**********

***Perpalert responds to the emergency call****

WHAT THE HAYLE WERE YOU THINKIN FOOL!?!?!

Have No Fear Delta Ladies, the perp alert is on it. Give me 48hrs and I will know where this heifa lives, what school she graduated from and her name.

Ooh-ha-ha-ha-ha;)

*Exits dramatically*