Oh that's another classic. :)

Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.

Well, there goes your social life.

Here's my advice...

Save yourself for someone worthwhile, like Luke Perry! Then, wait for wait for the sign...

Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

awww, yeah.

You could watch Ren and Stimpy. They're way existential.

um either will do surprise me i like those.

clothes that could potentially be revealing or sexy should be worn at all times. the cute knee length skirt and button up...leave the top two or three buttons undone so if you bend over he could probably see something...or think he can...and when you cross your legs make sure its inviting and obvious. he'll either leap on you or excuse himself to the bathroom.

wear these while acting totally oblivious to the fact that youre sexy.

oh and touching is good. innocent brushing up against him or holding on to his arm for a brief moment or putting your hand on his back when your walking by. anything soft that'll send chillbumps down his spine and inflate his boxers.

Ok quick question


Do you girls really need to learn all the ways to be seductive and use you female whyles on a man, cause its evil to do these things on a guy, unless under very specific circumstances.

Use The Force.:cool:

hahahahahahaha



Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

I don't know...Jury Duty was some deep stuff.

ETA: I am totally not being serious - Jury Duty is one of the two or three worst movies ever made.

nice eta. and your pm box is full.

- Be yourself
- Don't be easy

If he's going to be there, you'll probably have to make a cameo at the Val party.

Cmon ladies its simple. Show the goods!

My boyfriend and I were just friends. Almost a year. Then somewhere during that year we fell in love. Then we broke up. We're still friends though.