Its the little things that make life more enjoyable :)

Sophomore year, my ex and I were doing it in his dorm room at like 8 in the evening. Well, his roommate walked in, and just stood there with the door open. We were both covered and I was on top, and he stood there and just kinda stared for a minute. Then, he was like, "Um, should I go smoke a cigarette for like 15 mins?" And my ex was like, "Yeah, that would be a good idea."

So, he finally closed the door and we could hear him yelling ALL the way down the hallway, "MY ROOMMATE IS HAVING SEX IN THERE!!!"

Nice.... It still makes me laugh to think about it. :p

I'm going to mix that tonight and it better be sweet like you.

gee...where can i get some lines like that?

I had some "relations" with my ex GF in the Principal's office (She wasn't there at the time) in High School. We thought no one could hear us....


oops.....damn I'm glad our admin was chill...

None that I can recall or care to share.