Even the one that makes it doesnt "survive". True heroes...

Well, think about it man.. If they were Democrats, they'd just wait around for some government program to let them do in vitro or someting like that. And they'd probably be serious about the Sperm with Disabilities Act -- special advantages would have to be given to those sperm with broken tails, etc.

In essence, all of our babies would look like props from deliverance.

Therefore, sperm must be Republicans.

They taste wonderful... you are so misguided. :0

Do you know each single ejaculation has enough sperm in it to impregnate every woman in the United States TWICE?! Crazy!

I love you.

Hahahaha! I'm glad I have this site to amuse me when work's dull.

I've heard some liken it/them to alfalfa sprouts.

Thanks for that one. I laughed my ass off.

Some one was telling me about the Discovery Channel and they had two people who were a couple and sent her to Europe and the guy stayed. His sperm count rose as he thought she was cheating on him. And also when he found out it was true.

I was so confused.

I thought of sperm falling out of the sky during a thunderstorm. (Hail Sperm?)

Imagine, golf ball size sperm, tennis ball size sperm.

What a mess.

And a sticky mess at that.