LMAO....i def need this thread right now. :D since my worst pain comes from the left (ironic, no?), we just call her "hillary" and call it a day.

she said, "bleeding something elses" tooooo funnaaay!

this thread is great

Today my half people were acting up. I reminded them of a little Supreme Court decision called "Roe vs. Wade". That calmed them down.

I like to tell mine about Planned Parenthood v. Casey. I also remind them about the secret tribunals for infidels like them.

Does that make birth control devices weapons of mass destruction??? :confused:

YES AND THAT IS WHY WE DECLARE JIHAD ON THEM!

-This guest post has been brought to you by GP's ovaries.

Yup, mine too.

I am CTFU at this thread. My co worker thinks I am nuts.

Well, mine don't work correctly and haven't for years. Maybe I should just wear a sign that says

"OUT OF ORDER"
:p

So I suppose your ova are democrats because they expect the government to support them while they're out of work. ;)

Hahaha!! I hope mine are democrats because I don't want them to work! I'll have to start giving them free food and health care to encourage them to sit on their asses.

Mine are anarchists. Little b*tches.

LOLOL I never thought of it that way!

My left one and my right one are fighting over which Bush is better. :mad:

My uterus keeps telling them neither, but they just don't listen! Just like a Republican, not caring about the majority. :(

Wow! Those are straight up Republican comments!! I hope neither of you end up without a job/laid off one day!! Actually, let me change that--for that type of comment- I HOPE YOU DO!

I don't think either of them are Republican. I know for a fact one of them is not. This thread is a joke! :D