More like, "I have a 4.0 but that doesn't stop me from giving good head."

Not exactly porn but...

"Industrial complex, 229 ballerinas!"

Wtf? On second thought maybe it is porn, I dunno.

Just got this classic:

1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits and Gravy Edition

Something about wanting a long dong? I don't know.............GROSS!!!!

Our general office email is terrible:

New revollutionaary peenjs enlaargment tool! councilwoman

Surprise your girlfriend this night and make her feel better! bangladesh plummet


And that was just yesterday's porn...

Get your WMD in the Bush.

I was laughing so hard when I saw this one.

anyone need their Bushes waxed?

This one is not a porn spam line, but it made me laugh all the same when I saw it in my inbox:

Stop dating bitches and find a winner!

I love porn spam written by people whose first language obviously isn't English. One of my best friends once received this gem:

HE USES THE NICE HORSE'S ANUS!!!

:eek:

"I like to put my big black ballsack into little white assholes"

:eek: :o :eek:

she loves getting boned in the barn :D

"Got a tiny pee pee? Turn your little one into a robust monster!!!"

:D I mean, "pee pee"? Can we get any more juvenile?

LOL@ this entire thread

My favorites

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Chica Boom

Throatbangers

Europen Women Who Swallow Your Cum (seriously not even trying)


lmao at "24 second shot clock" hahahahahahaha seriously go to movie gallery, before next year when will be out of business