I swear I could work for the HVCB.
 

Learn how to surf (short/long/body board) on Waikiki Beach with an original Waikiki Beachboy just like I did when I was 4.

Duke's Barefoot Bar & Grill at the Outrigger

Take in a show (Society of Seven, Tihati, Don Ho if he's not in Vegas)

Go to a luau (Germaine's, Paradise Cove are my favorite) -- a REAL luau with kalua pig straight from the imu, poi, lomi salmon, and laulau...squid luau, the WORKS!

Have an icy maitai with me at the MaiTai Bar at Ala Moana

Shop at Ala Moana (the largest outdoor mall in the country)

Go to the Zoo

Hike Diamond Head

Sea Life Park

Watch people surf on the North Shore

Matsumoto's Shave Ice (y'all call em sno-cones) on the North Shore

Giovanni's Shrimp Truck in Kahuku...while you're there, go buy some sweet Kahuku corn too.

USS Arizona Memorial/ USS Bowfin/Mighty Mo attractions

The Aloha Stadium Flea Market!

The list is endless...plan your Oahu vacation NOW!!!