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Shiluns- Get yo' shiluns out of my bushes.
Sody- Pass me dat sody.

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Originally posted by AKA2D '91
TEN COMMANDMENTS (EBONIC STYLE)

1. I'm God. Don't play me.
(I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me).

2. Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms outta me, or like me.
(Thou shalt not have any graven images).

3. Don't be callin' me for no reason.
(Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain).

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sunday.
(Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy).

5. Don't dis or cuss out yo momma....and if you know who ya daddy is,don'
dis him neither.
(Honor thy father and mother).

6. Don't be goin' on no drive bys.
(Thou shalt not kill).

7. Stick to ya own Boo.
(Thou shalt not commit adultery).

8. Don't be borrowing stuff and don't gi' it back.
(Thou shalt not steal).

9. Don't be snitchn on the uva man to save yourself.
(Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother).

10. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuffin.
(Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother).

Uh-ah!!! Ya hatd ta go dere an git me sum whoopa mess off dis heerah innanet an fine blascinfanenashuns ob da Lordy's word!!! (;))

Wha's wron' wicchu? Gu'rl? (:rolleyes:)

NO LIGHTNING OVA HEE-YA!

I am NOT the author. I only copied what I seent. ;)

:p

From my grandmother

Stoam - turn off the tv and let's go down to the basement it's a STOAM coming!

Choych - Get your dress ready tomorrow for CHOYCH.

Ambulayyyynce - Grandaddy chockin' on a fishbone...go call the AMBULAYNCE.

Dem bugs will kill ya' = West Nile Virus

Zink - Go put your dishes in the ZINK

Ig' nert Why must people be so IGNERT?

This one's a common classic

I'm FINNA gotodasto, you want sumin?

LMAO. Today was the first time I've heard someone say this in YEARS, what's worse I've never heard anyone under 60 refer ointment or vicks vapor rub as this:

Big Sads- Which aisle do I find BIG SADS? I burned my hand on the stove last night.