The other day here in Detroit it so windy and raining. I decided to go out for lunch. As soon I got out the building and let me umbrella up the wind flipped it inside out. I'm running to my car and trying to unflip my umbrella. I run into the car, hit my knee and it buckled, and I fell and went up under the car!!! I thought nobody saw me until someone grabbed my shoulders and pulling me back out. I was dripping wet and too embarressed. The guy asked if I was alright and would I be kind enough to change his oil too

LMAO!!!!!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!! :D

My most embarrassing moment (that I will share in a PUBLIC forum) ...High School 1995, Jacksonville, FL. It was quite a windy day but I was FLY in my FILA tennis skirt. Well, I'm standing on this stoop in front of my boyfriend (being grown of course) and as the lunch bell rings and everybody comes down the hall, my skirt flys up over his head. You can imagine what everybody thought :rolleyes: .

To make it worse, my godfather worked at my school and he just happened to be passing by :eek: When I tell you he cut the fool. He jacked my boyfriend up on the wall... Now see, most people would have given that skirt away, NOT ME! I was FLY in my skirt:p

Gotta Share, Gotta Share... So I was about 17 and thought I was bad going on a date with a 26-year-old guy that I met about a week before. Even though I had a really bad cold, when he called to ask me to the movies, I jumped and got ready to go, purse full of halls, and my 3-inch stack heels. We were seeing "Player's Club" on opening night, at the 9:00 movie so the house was PACKED, we got there a little late so we had to sit closer to the front. Half way through the movie, things were going okay, the halls took care of my cough, so I wasn't hacking through the movie. But, pretty soon, I got that little tickle in the back of my throat that just wouldn't go away, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom and get some water or something. So I go through all these people, get to the end of the aisle, slip, and fall...HARD. Why did the whole theatre stop..pause...and burst out laughing? The funniest part was how I tried to play it off, people said I "jumped up" and speed-walked off the theatre. I called my best friend from a pay phone, and she pep-talked me for about 30 minutes before I could force myself to go back in,(but if I hadn't left my purse inside the movies, I would have called a cab and left.) Right when my best friend was saying that it was dark and nobody probably saw me, this guy came up to me and told me that he saw me fall and asked was I ok....Anyway, I ended up finally going back in the movie, and my date just burst out laughing :rolleyes: and asked me was I okay. We ended up dating for about 6 months, and he never let me live that down.

LOL!
 

I swear I have heard of goose feathers, but I guess the "down" part knocked me for a loop! I was thinking about when you fart and folks may say "oh you laid a goose egg" LOLLOL!:p

Well I will share also.


I was talking to this real cute guy on the B-Ball team and he said something really funny to me. Well I started laughing, and a booger about as big as my shoe flew out of my nose and landed right on his jersey. He looked down at his shirt and looked at me and said "could you please wipe that off, I don't want to touch your booger". I could...have....died.

Him and I are still friends to this day, and he still calls me booger.



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ROTFLMAO!!!! That is HILAAAAAARIOUS!!!!! :D

I simply copied this from "Where did you meet your..." thread.

I was a Delt pledge at the time and also working at the university TV station. I was dating a couple other girls, including an Alpha Gam pledge. One night we were recording a promotion for a university theatre musical and I saw a picture of this absolutely beautiful woman in the cast -- all of the cast members were wearing leotards, which probably helped.

The next day in a Speech class, there she was, sitting in the front row in a very short yellow dress while I was doing a presentation in the front of the class. Short dress -- great legs -- flashing blue eyes. I waited for her after class (it ended at 5:00 PM) and invited her to dinner. At dinner, I found out she was singing with a local rock group.

A couple days later, the Delts and Alpha Gams had a "Tea" (that meant beer blast) at an off campus bar. (Third party vendors were a good idea even then) Naturally, I had already made plans to go with my Alpha Gam pledge date.

Well, we walked in and there were all of our brothers and sisters -- and they had hired a band.

You guessed it. Talk about a young pledge who wanted to crawl under a table.

Well, the relationship with the AGD Pledge was short lived, but the singer and I just celebrated out thirty-first anniversary last summer.

I bet you could have DIED!!!!! LMAO!! Tryin' to be slick, lol. But it's so sweet that you and the singer are still married. Now, that is a special story right there!!! :)

Most Embarassing moment
 

Deltaqte.. I don't blame you I would have died to. LOL!!! Everybody in my office think I am laughing to myself.

MOst Embarrassing Moment
 

Do you remember those Lee Press On Nails. I was to cheap to go and have the tips put on so I pressed some on, painted them this electric blue color, had my tight jeans on. I thought I was the Fire. So me, trying to be the cool chick I am, and my crew walked up to this group of guys. The one I was interested in I walked up to him and reached my hand out to him. You know like women do when they want a man to kiss their hand. Anyhoo, I put my hand out there in that position, and asked him do you like my nails------ the middle nail popped off and dropped on the ground. His head followed the nail to the ground. I was so embarrassed!!!!!! He just looked at me, and bent down and picked it up. And said here is your nail. I could have died. From that day, I don't wear nails, I grow my own.

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Y'all may think I'm lying, but a lot of embarassing stuff has happened to me in my life, my chapter sorors can votch for that:D

OK this was when I was 12. We had a dinner for my parents anniversary at the house right? So I ask my mama can I wear my new leather skirt and her pearl necklace, she said yes but be careful. I only wanted to wear it cause this FINE boy named Ronald was coming with his parents.

So I'm looking all good and stuff(for a 12 year old I guess, lol) and while I am putting out the Macaroni salad, my mama's pearls caught on something and broke on the table! So I let out a yelp but thought fast and picked up all the pearls, thinking I could put those bad boys back on the necklace and it would be all good.


My parents are making a toast, everyone is eating the food. Why did we hear a yell and a "Oh(expletive):eek:! I think I broke a tooth!"

It was fine ass Ronald and he had bit into a pearl that had fell in the macaroni salad. His front tooth looked like a broken window.:(

I got whupped that night(my last beating in fact) and had to pay out of my allowance to get Ronald's tooth fixed. :rolleyes:



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Okay ya'll here it goes:
When I was in middle school, I went to a basketball game with my Aunt. As I returned from the concession stand with a coke and nachos, I fell from the top step down to the bottom. I spilled my coke everywhere and nacho cheese and peppers were in my hair, on my face, and all on my clothes. Naturally, everyone thought it was hilarious. I was tooooo shame. Well needles to say, ever since then, I have had a fear falling in front of people.
WWWWeeeeelllllll fast forward a few years later. I was still in my neo fever train everytime you get a chance stage. Me and some other sorors were at a Que party and we had been training all night. Well the party was ending and the lights had just come on. We were on the stage and I was being cute doing my lil train and thangs. Well as we were training off the stage, my foot slipped from under me and I fell down the stage stairs to the floor :o . I tried to play it off (which was really impossible) until 12,000 sorors came over to help! I'm tellin you, I was so embarressed and the first thing that I thought of was when I fell at the basketball game. 'Til this day, when I see some of the ques from that party they call me
slip-n-slide:)

Slip-n-slide...
 

I just wanted to say, I read this, and I was like, training for what? They train to stroll??? :confused: But I caught on, lol. I've never heard it called training before. That's funny that they still call you slip-n-slide, LOL! Some people just never let stuff go! :)

yup
 

I had never heard "strolling" until I started talking to greeks in the South and North. In cali, we just say "Hey sorors let's train"





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