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Id make out with an angry baboon.

Dolphins.
Aren't they the only mammal on earth besides humans that have sex for pleasure? That makes dolphins cool in my book.

I said make out...not sex. Come on people you're taking this too far.

-Rudey

I'd kiss a monkey in the terms of "monkey" defined by Too Short.

Otherwise I'd say a monkey.

A koala. They're pretty cute and they seem like they've got decent dental hygiene for an animal and all.

Dolphins get laid more than I do. That makes me jealous. And sad :(

Yeah. Dolphins are lucky. All they do is swim around, eat, and have sex. It's good to be a dolphin.


But I guess if I had to pick an animal, I'd pick a little yellow lab puppy. *Oh my gosh I cannot believe I just said I'd make out with a dog. This thread is odd.*

What are those hairless cats from Egypt?

I've already got enough hair, i'd need something smoooooth.

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They have REAL sharp nails/claws though, but other than that they are sooooo wonderful. Soft and cuddly and warm and sooo cute! :)

Does Britney Spears when she's really mad and roaring count?
 

Yeah but with a giraffe wouldn't you have to stand on something to kiss it?

Sphinx cats are just scary looking. :(

<cue shades of Pulp Fiction>: If I had to kiss an animal, if I really had to? As tempting as sloths and leopards are...
I'd kiss a Panda.

But they eat eucalyptus so I'm sure they're minty fresh. I'll just make sure there's no groping.

Making out is a gateway.

Orangutan is the way to go. They got lucious big lips.

Re: Does Britney Spears when she's really mad and roaring count?
 

No I only make out standing up in bars - clearly a giraffe would not be in a bar. Height doesn't matter when you're horizontal baby!

Guys come on...think about the neck here. You could pet it! Seriously. Also if you're gonna make out with an animal why not go all out? I went exotic. Did you know that in certain African countries (I think Tanzania for sure) they are protected by King's decrees because they are so beautiful?

-Rudey