In honor of the first April harem birthday -- I'm going to see strippers tonight.

Female ones.

I'm so freaking excited. WOO WOO.

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She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl

She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room it's the right time
She's never hard to please

That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine
That girl is pretty kinky
The girl's a super freak
I really love to taste her
Every time we meet
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right with me, yeah
She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow

Super freak, super freak

She's a very special girl
The kind of girl you want to know
>From her head down to her toenails
Down to her feet, yeah
And she'll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
In a limousine
Going back in Chinatown

Three's not a crowd to her, she says
"Room 714, I'll be waiting"
When I get there she's got incense, wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene

Temptations sing!
Ohhhhh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Ohhhhh

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl

Blow, Danny!

great song.

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"

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Isn't this a cute tiger, ladies?

http://www.filebox.vt.edu/users/awierzbi/tiger.jpg

Best tiger ever.

Better than the GC song dedications thread!


"Harem Holiday" -- Elvis

Gonna travel, gonna travel wild and free
I'm gonna pack my bags because this great big world is calling me
Every pretty girl's gonna know I'm around
They're gonna know I'm in town on a harem holiday

Twenty women, twenty women by my side
I'm gonna kiss them all, because I've gotta keep 'em satisfied
Gonna have the best time money can buy
I'm gonna be flying high on a harem holiday

If Romeo had a harem holiday
You can bet that Juliet would have never been his girl forever

Gonna go back, gonna catch that midnight plane
Twenty dancing girls are waiting just to call my name
Gonna have a ball, I ain't gonna waste no time
I'm gonna make 'em all mine on a harem holiday

If Romeo had a harem holiday
You can bet that Juliet would have never been his girl forever

Gonna travel, gonna travel wild and free
I'm gonna pack my bags because this great big world is calling me
Every pretty girl's gonna know I'm around
They're gonna know I'm in town on a harem holiday



Any takers?

Also, if any of you are old money and in search of a trophy wife, GP and Lil' Hannah and I are offering up a limited-time package deal. GP golfs, LH sails, and I do dinner parties . . .

Hey, If all three of you are available for my Fraternity's Formal next month, I'd like to make a deal. :D ;)

I think I speak for the other 2/3rds of my package when I ask what sort of libations are involved. ;)

Free Dinner
Free Open Bar
Dancing

all paid for by me :D

anything else, we'll have to negotiate ;)

I think that the lyric is:

The kind of girl you read about
In Newsweek Magazine


I never heard of new wave magazine.

Anyway, happy birthday to the harem. :)

"open bar" may be the best 2 words in the English language.

*snaps*

Approval dished in your general direction.

And no worries, people.....FAB and I can also be trophy wives, we just restrict ourselves to the St. Louis/KC area for right now....