I think that's what they're really doing when they're scratching.

**Whew! Still there**

:)

The method the site refers to is women urinating into a urinal, frontally. Seriously. Look it up, its insane and the best part are the testimaonials. hahha.

I'd be pissed, but then I'd go play a lot of basketball.

go to a club where they have Ladies' Night and have free drinks.

LOL this is what my 14 year old son said he would do :)

heh....i think i might be a lil miffed myself. ;) LOL

actually, i'd find all my a-hole exes and go beat their a$$es. :D

Good plan, I co-sign

go to the gym and hit the showers.:D see if any of them need someone to wash their backs.

I'd take the day off from work.

Free drinks at the bar and speeding the cry to get out of the ticket when pulled over.

Be a maddening knock Out Ho and make a lot of money and retire, thank you!:D

I would write my name with my pee. Grab, scratch, adjust all day long.

Man-whore for the day. :D