the one thing that i say all the time is '...the heck?' i crack my mom up when i say that. i never say the 'what..' part.

No, No, No, No, No, No

Oh wait, can't you tell I am the mom of 3 sons???

No, NO, NO, NO freakin' way...are you nuts?, what planet are you living on?....

Just remember: There's notin a shot gun and a shovel can't cure...I'm sure no one will miss you. ;)

What the F*CK!

CRAP-and many variations of crap.

I could just spit!

Damn damn double damn

My set icebreaker-
Whenever I meet a child (4-8) I always say, How old are you, about_______? (add 2 or three years to the obvious). When they reply "6" for example, I add-"Oh I thought you were at LEAST 8 because of how grown up you act/look/talk etc.

They light up and grin from ear to ear, and become my new best friend! :D

Yea! I always say "hate hate hate, DOUBLE hate, LOATHE!"

I think it's maybe from the Grinch?

Also..


"You're fired"

"Don't worry bout it"

"WTF?"

"I'll take 2 of those to go"

Hot mess.

Whatttt. (extended tttt....I did it wayyy before Lil Jon :mad: )

Bump that.

"sh!t on a stick"

"holy Mother of God"

"F*ck that Sh!t"

"Awww Man!"

"Hell to tha NAW!"