Silly Me.

I should have known that.;)

Magazine Names Chris Rock As Funniest Man
Fri Mar 12, 8:23 AM ET


NEW YORK - He's not on television regularly anymore, but Entertainment Weekly has judged Chris Rock (news) to be the funniest man in America.



The 38-year-old comedian is now on a stand-up concert tour, which will culminate in an HBO special.


"Watching Rock in 2004 — 21 years into his comedy career — is like watching a great prize-fighter in peak condition," the magazine said.


Comedy Central's Jon Stewart (news) was second on Entertainment Weekly's list of the 25 funniest Americans, and Will Ferrell (news) came in third.


Larry David (news), Dave Chappelle, Ellen DeGeneres (news), Bill Murray (news), Jim Carrey (news) and Jack Black (news) also were praised by the magazine.


And here's a Top 10 list David Letterman isn't going to like: He was No. 11. Of course, it might make him feel better to know Jay Leno wasn't mentioned at all.

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Mr. Kel Mitchell has been married (not sure if he still is) for about 5 years or so- got married at the age of like 21 'cuz wifey was pregnant, I presume. I remember watching one of them Nickelodeon award shows around that time, and he gave a shout out to wifey and talked about his newborn daughter. Sholey not me!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: :p Just a quick question: WTH is Mia X??? :confused: I ain't seen Momma Mia in a good minute.......

HEY!!! 'Bout It was funny! (That still doesn't mean that I like P. Any dude named Percy is sketchy to me....) :o :D

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Mia "retired" for a while when her mom got killed. She did come back up when she did that remix to Monica's song, "So Gone." She said that she was about to come out with an album, but she hasn't said anything else about it. I might call Wayne and tell him to get Mia out of hiding.

King Smiles at 'Congeniality 2'
Mon Mar 15, 2:33 AM ET Add Entertainment - Reuters to My Yahoo!


By Chris Gardner

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Regina King ("Legally Blonde 2") is in final negotiations to star opposite Sandra Bullock (news) in "Miss Congeniality 2."



Director John Pasquin ("The Santa Clause") starts shooting the Warner Bros. project next month in Los Angeles, followed by New York and Las Vegas.


Bullock will reprise her role from the original 2000 hit as FBI (news - web sites) Special Agent Gracie Hart. King will play Samantha, a fellow FBI agent. The duo -- at odds with each other at first -- are partnered up and must head to Las Vegas on a new case they've been assigned. Heather Burns and William Shatner (news) also star.


Bullock will again produce from a script by Marc Lawrence, who also penned the original Donald Petrie-directed film. Budgeted in the $45 million range, the first installment cleared $100 million at the domestic box office.


King next stars in the features "Cinderella Story" opposite Hilary Duff (news) and Jennifer Coolidge (news), and "Unchain My Heart: The Ray Charles (news) Story" opposite Jamie Foxx (news). Her credits include "Daddy Day Care" and NBC's short-lived comedy "Leap of Faith."


Reuters/Hollywood Reporter

Beyonce Dances, Flirts With Usher In 'Naughty Girl' Video
 

For her next video, Beyoncé got the leading man at the top of her wish list. No, it wasn't Jay-Z (been there, done that) who joined her for "Naughty Girl," but Atlanta crooner Usher.

"I'm giving away my secret to you!" Beyoncé exclaimed after revealing the name of her co-star. "I feel like Usher's the Fred Astaire of our times."

Which would help, since Beyoncé says the video, directed by Jake Nava (Spice Girls, Tina Turner), was inspired by the dancing of Astaire and sometime co-star Cyd Charisse. In it, she and Usher use their graceful moves to flirt with each other. "I feel like it was a perfect match, me and him. Not only is he a great dancer and a great personality, he's a great artist," she said.

"Naughty Girl" will be the last single released from her Dangerously in Love, Beyoncé said. Soon after her Ladies First Tour with Alicia Keys and Missy Elliott, she'll return to the studio with Destiny's Child.

—Joseph Patel, with additional reporting by Ritesh Gupta

Harrison, Prince, Seger Set for Rock Hall
1 hour, 36 minutes ago


NEW YORK - Late Beatle George Harrison (news), Prince, Jackson Browne (news), Bob Seger (news), Traffic, ZZ Top and the Dells will be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Monday night before a black-tie crowd at Manhattan's Waldorf Astoria Hotel.



Prince was set for a particularly busy night, planning a midnight show at a New York club after his induction.


Rolling Stone magazine founder Jann Wenner was to be inducted for lifetime achievement in the nonperformer category. Wenner co-founded Rolling Stone with writer Ralph J. Gleason in 1967.


Harrison, who died of cancer in November 2001, is already in the rock hall as a member of the Beatles. Former bandmates John Lennon (news) and Paul McCartney (news) preceded him for their solo work.


Artists are eligible to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame after at least 25 years have passed since their first record was released.


For Seger, the best part of being inducted into the hall is not having to explain why he's not in it. The writer and singer of "Old Time Rock & Roll" and "We've Got Tonight" — which was a hit for Kenny Rogers (news) and Sheena Easton (news) — said it's one of the top questions fans ask him.


Kid Rock will present friend and fellow Michigander Seger at the ceremony.


"I'm going to shoot from the heart, and make this fun for his fans, his friends, his family, his band," Kid Rock told the Detroit Free Press for a Friday story.


Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm was planning to issue a proclamation naming Monday Bob Seger Day.


VH1 will show a two-hour special on the induction ceremony Sunday

Jada Pinkett-Smith To Open For Britney Spears In U.K.
03.15.2004 2:52 PM EST


Jada Pinkett-Smith
Photo: wickedwisdom.net


It looks like Britney Spears' Onyx Hotel Tour will be taking a wicked turn in April.

Wicked Wisdom, a band fronted by Jada Pinkett-Smith, will open for all eight of Spears' U.K. shows, beginning on April 27 in London. The group, which formed about a year ago, frequently plays the Los Angeles club circuit. This will be the band's first major tour.

Wicked Wisdom does not yet have an album out, but those who want to check out Pinkett-Smith's vocals can preview some of their music, including video of a live performance, on their Web site. Among the songs available for listening are the angsty, symphonic rock numbers "Taste Your Fruit" and "You Got To" as well as the sassy R&B ballad "Worship Me."

Though Pinkett-Smith is launching a music career, she'll be keeping her day job. The actress will next appear in the action thriller "Collateral" with Tom Cruise, Jamie Foxx and Mark Ruffalo, due in August. Pinkett-Smith will play an attorney who's on the hit list of a contract killer played by Cruise.

Has anyone heard her sing or her band?:confused:

Didn't she sing the hook in one of Will's songs? I remember seeing her in a video with him.

I believe she sang the hook of 1,000 Kisses. I like that song.

Wicked Wisdom Website (a lil alliteration for ya)
 

just when you think that the Wayans have retired. . .
 

Title: White Chicks :o

Shawn and Marlon Wayans are doing another movie, directed by their brother Keenan Wayans. It's starring Busy Phillips, and James King..and some other people..They play two white hotel heiresses (Who does that remind you of?)

Premise: After messing up a major drug bust in New York City, two African American FBI agents (who are also brothers), Marcus and Kevin Copeland (Shawn and Marlon Wayans), try to impress their boss by volunteering to protect the Wilton Sisters, Tiffany (Dudek) and Brittany (Ward), the heiresses of a hotel empire, from a kidnapping scheme during a short trip from JFK to the Hamptons. Deciding to change the strategy drastically, the brothers use themselves as bait, wearing lots of pale makeup and dresses to pass as the Wilton sisters, while the real sisters are hidden away, safe from harm. Now, the agents just have to convince the world (including their coworkers who are now protecting *them* and the Wiltons' friends and family) that they're actually young, rich, white heiresses. Shenanigans and misunderstandings surely ensue. (Aytes plays Shaun's girlfriend; Chambers plays Marlon's wife; Munro and Velez play a pair of rival FBI agents.)

Opens June 25th



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LMAO

Just more proof that the Wayans are straight retarded.