Making out is so much better than...well, you know.

No, I don't know.

Say it.

Say it!

SAY IT!!!

http://www.dailyprobe.com/arcs/020402/kinison.jpg

How about tongue suckers? There was this one girl that tried to suck my tongue out by the roots . . . I almost started choking, I thought it was a unique way to try and kill someone . . .

Agreed.

You're all going to hell.

-Rudey
--Fornicators!

We'll be with friends.


--Wanna make out? ;)

I have oral herpes.

-Rudey
--So, yes.

LOL, EW! No thanks.

Last year at Bonnaroo there were these guys camping next to us and it was dark. This guy had somerthing all around his mouth, and my friend was like "You have chocolate all over your mouth."
He was like "Naw man, that's cold sores."

It was the nastiest thing I've ever seen. It loked like he's been doing something nasty with someone nasty.



BTW, Rudey...how's that Valtrex workin out for ya?

It's rough but I don't think it's as rough as your Magic Johnson pill cocktails, so I won't complain :)

-Rudey

Seriously?! Young men just aren't learning the proper skills these days, are they?

Who told you?

Some guy at the methadone clinic.

-Rudey

I thought I shut him up.