"Your eyelid tastes like chicken"

from a really drunk guy a couple of weeks ago ( context: he tripped over his own two feet and grabbed my hair to keep him up)

"i have a girlfriend but you have the softest hair i've ever felt"

that was weird

My friend told me people pay to have lips like mine once.

"I was just making out with a fat girl... but I'd rather be making out with you!" Gee, thanks...!

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i've got a couple

"Mandie, there's something about you that just makes me feel better whenever I'm around you.....I think it's your boobs"

"Mandie, you're not 'strange' you're.....an "acquired taste" "

"Man, you have the most comfortable shoulders I have ever felt...i could sleep like this"

"Mandie, seeing you makes me wish I liked girls"

I was voted "Most Unique" out of my chapter--that's a wierd compliment

LOL, there's gotta be more, but you know how it goes, can't remember them now...

That shit is funny.

I had a freind tell me I should be a motivational speaker. ??

Pre break-up:
My ex boyfriend told me I was like his favorite t-shirt, you know that one that has holes and yellow armpits cause you love to wear it so much. (actually a really long story, the analogy turned quite mean toward the end)

1.5 years after the break up:
Same ex told me I was like his favorite steak. "I can go to other resutrants and order the steak but its never the same, I always wish I went to the other resturant and ordered the steak I really wanted in the first place."

Hum ....... Good comparisons.. haha

This was actually a comment directed at my friend, but I was there:

"You have great teeth. If you were a horse, you'd be a thoroughbread"

The strangest compliment I have ever received was from a Amish / Meninite (sp?) woman with about 9 kids-- I was 17 she stopped me in the mall and told me I had great birthing hips!! I was a size 3 at the time-- but I have always had hips and an ass.

I have also been told I have hair people pay lots of money for--- same thing has been said about my lips too!

I constantly get told what great teeth I have. I guess maybe it's not THAT weird but why don't you just say I have a pretty smile instead? I feel like by someone pointing out my teeth specifically they're trying to overlook the fact that my smile/rest of my face isn't so great. Hum, who knows, I'm weird.

I also get told a lot that I have really great skin. I just want to be like "hi friends, it's called makeup!" :D

Oh my gosh I was told the same thing when I was in high school. I was lying on the beach in Hawaii and some lady came up to my mom and said how luck she was because she would have many grandchildren because of my good birthing hips. Luckily I didn't hear it.

You all laugh now....but in a few years, when you are in labor, you are going to be soooooo grateful for those "birthing hips" :)

Coming from that generation, it was one hell of a compliment!

I also get told a lot that I have really great skin. I just want to be like "hi friends, it's called makeup!" :D [/B][/QUOTE]

One day while I was at work, I was checking a lady and her boyfriend out and the girl looks at me and says, "You have the creamiest skin I've ever seen! It's perfect! What kind of makeup do you wear?"

And I don't wear any foundation or powder at all... I don't wash my face with anything special either, just regular soap... I thought that was pretty nice.

My mom always tells me that I have perfect eyebrows (I've never plucked or waxed them before), and I've gotten that from some other people too.

My mom also likes to talk about how cute my feet are. In fact, several guys I've dated have had foot fetishes... hmm... I guess that's flattering, but I don't like people sucking on my toes.

hahahha!!! I actually have 2 kids --and those hips did not help me what so ever!!! I have the hips, just not the pelvic space. Thank God for c-sections when I had the second!! :)