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DO NOT come to the festivals with your BIG DOGS and wonder why I look at you crazy cuz your dog is sniffing me. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rough/comeandgetsome.gif
MEN DO NOT WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rough/fal.gif MEN DO NOT wear BLACK DRESS SOCKS with BLACK DRESS SHOES with shorts, especially denim shorts or Khaki shorts. DO NOT wear black socks with white tennis shoes!! [This message has been edited by CrimsonTide4 (edited June 09, 2001).] |
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You know how we do! You gotta get PACIFIC wit sum folks!! ha ha ha ha |
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To answer your question: H#LL to the NAW. Let me tell you about this hustla I ran into today: Man had on a red Hawaii 50 print style shirt, some blackish gray denim shorts, red THICK 'n' THINS with red gators!! I SWUH (swear) TA GOD!!! I was too through. Oh yeah he was selling chains for $15 a piece. So NOOOOOOO Thick 'n' thins ever especially NOT WITH SHORTS. |
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LOL! LOL! Why was I in the shop one year when this lady came in (jaaaacked up feet)for a pedicure and one of the techs was like "No, no, no - we no do pedicure, go cross street!!" (There was another shop across the street) I almost died, and yes, they do pedicures. http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/biggrin.gif Quote:
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DO NOT wear a bra two sizes too small with a tank top and have your "ladies" popping out over the top and under your arms. I saw this yesterday and it wasn't cute.
DO NOT wear a dingy a$$ t-shirt with yellow underarms over your bathing suit. That's just tacky. DO NOT go crazy with the nail art (toes included). Less really is more. DO NOT wear all black in 100 degree weather. You're making ME hot!!! DO NOT wear a bathing suit with a pad. That's just nasty! Invest in tampons or stay out of the water. **Yes, this did happen** http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/eek.gif Some people just don't have common sense. [This message has been edited by Serenity (edited June 10, 2001).] |
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Ladies . . .
DO NOT stay the night a dude's house when Aunt Flo is visiting. You never know when you might have an accident. And the dude probably won't call you again. ***I know this sounds gross, but it happened to a guy I know. Ugh. *** |
Do Not wear a thong(swim suit/bikini) to the beach when you know there will be decent people their i.e. children and old people. Have some repsect.
Do Not see the summer as a time to experiement with new weaves. That ish is hot underneath. Stop it. My favorite!!! DO NOT Bring your small children to a play, restaurant or concert that does not appeal to them. Get a babysitter. They are annoying to watch running around and crying through the movie http://www.greekchat.com/forums/ubb/mad.gif No offense to parents out there. But the Cheesecake Factory doesn't have a kids menu. don't bring em. ******mumbling..."Disturbin me during my romantic date. Lil rug rats. Mommy mommy mommy. would you be quiet !!! Damn!....******* |
AKA 2d, is this the thread that you were looking for?
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DERE IT IS!
yeah, girl, that was it.
LMAO. Thanks! I searched under SANDALS, feet, everything, BUT DO NOT. COM! :o At least I practice what I preach. ;) :p |
to make sure we UNDERstand... BRAs and PANTIES
to reiterate...
DO NOT create cleavage by putting on a bra with cups that cut into your breasts... get a properly padded bra to boost you from boob-less to Ms. Milk. FTS (four t*tty syndrome) is not cute. Some of you may need to be fitted. For our well-endowed sisters... FTS isn't cute on you either. You have enough, just make sure your cups are sized properly... likewise... DO NOT wear ill-fitting undies EVER! If you don't wanna thong it, make sure your bikinis and briefs are not BUNCHED UP in your panythose!!! Smooth em out, make sure they fit. Refer to your vendor's size chart.... know your measurements!!! DO NOT wear high-cut thongs, briefs, and bikinis with your low rise pants!!! No, I am not your man... no, I don't want to see your fuschia colored undies!! DO NOT wear low rise pants without applying lotion to your WAISTLINE, including, but not limited, to the lower back... for above... DO NOT use Vaseline/Baby Oil... DO NOT use Blue Magic (or any other hair oil that smells like old skool GREASE) on any body part EXCEPT YOUR SCALP... we don't wanna smell that chit magnified 10-fold. As a matter of fact... if you are going to use it on your scalp, please do so sparingly. DO NOT leave the house without your carry-along lotion... you know why. DO NOT leave the house without your chapstick.... mmmmhmmmm... To my crusty lipped brothas and sistas -- c'mon. You know as well as I do that your scaly bottom lip has NEVER been and will NEVER be cute. Slick it up... for above... Sistas DO NOT pile on the shine ignoring our lines!!! Remember, to monitor on your lip gloss. Stay within the confines of the NATURAL CURVE OF YOUR LIPS. Hmmm -- lipgloss above and below lip-line? In the corners of the mouth??? We don't want to look like we just finished a whole bucket of KFC, now do we? DO NOT spend the afternoon outside, at the BBQ, and ride yo' STANKING AZZ to... well... anywhere (especially not a club) without performing the soap and water ritual... it's not funny, you stink, for real. this for my peeps that smoke - if you smoke anything at all... DO NOT come in the "work house" after the morning "Blunt" or the afternoon Black and Mild without first airing out a little. Yeah, again, we all smell you. Mmmmhmmm... here's a mint. for above... DO NOT leave the house without your carry-along "chronic killer", scope, and mint/gum... :p |
I am so mad y'all in here talking about my daddy. he wears his "thick and thins" with ERRYTHANG! http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/lachen/lachen004.gif
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DO NOT....... Get your hair dyed platinium blonde if you are a few shades dark of burple(black & purple mixed together ;) ) NO matter how much you want it don't do it. Beauticians you should be ashame of letting your clients walk out like that with your name in their mouth like So and So from Impressions hooked me up cause we really thinking NO..She didn't you look like a GRAPE APE now!!!! That also go for the hotred, and hot pinks, and any other LIL KIM color
DO NOT.... wear the outfit until you have the COMPLETE outfit. You know what I am talking about. DO NOT put it on unless you have the shirt, bottoms, and SHOES and accessories. I get tired of seeing some cute outfits and jacked up sandals/shoes. DO NOT.... squeeze into a 5/6 when you KNOW you need a 9/10. I don't want to revive you when you pass out. And NOT to be MEAN but ladies some stuff ....just because they make it in our size DOES NOT mean we NEED to buy it let alone WEAR IT. (Disclaimer this is for the all women of shapes and sizes :p ) DO NOT.... bathe in Bath & Body works then hose down in Chanel #5 spare my nose and the swarm of bees that are going to be hunting you down like flies to well you know the rest. |
Ladies do we really need to see designs on every toe on your foot?
And also I 'm not a tatoo girl so don't get on me... but I hate it when "ladies" have these big azz tatoo's on their back or on some major extremity of their body and its new... so you know they have to have their whole back greazed with that blue magic hair grease :D Totally nasty. Men I don't care if you have a cold or not please DO NOT spit in the presence of a lady. Please DO NOT have your braids in so long thay start to look like dreads... Please!!!! This is something your mama should have told you about wearing a swimsuit please shave that pubic hair man I have seen some tragedies :eek: I pad in the pool.... :eek: I digress... Please DO NOT have your fingers lookin like they have been chewed and have scars on every finger from biting your nails. You need stress management! That's all for now. |
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Do Not allow your kids to swim in the pissy neighborhood pool. Every ghetto has one and you know which one it is in your neighborhood. It starts out sparklin blue in the morning and is a funny shade of tan by the time it closes. Just thinking about it make my nether regions itchy. |
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