Threads like this kill me because I know there are things I say allllll the time that completely leave me when I go to post them. I'll thing real hard...


"I'll go with that"
"Not so much"
"Folks" (I add that onto all kinds of shyt)
"Ya know, I don't know"

Will add more as I think of them.

my latest is "jackass" no matter who it is or what's been done, to me everyone is now a jackass.

Hahahaha, I say that all the time too

What'd the five fingers say to the face? Slap!!! I'm Rick James Bitch
Mau Mau
Stuntin
Chowdah

come on now

Why don't you go in your own jackyard and back off?

HAHAHAHA!! I remember my friend's brother saying that back when we were in junior high. Took me a long time to figure out what he really meant (yeah, I was a little slow and a lot naive)

When my friend and I are goofing off at work, I'll randomly say, "Say hello to my little friend"...and then we both crack up (inside joke).

I say "dude" way too much. And "whatever", "You're gonna get it", and "what the hell".

Bite Me!

Shit and two is eight and eight is sixteen!

Kiss My What!

You May Now Remove Your Head from Your/My Ass! Depending on the situation!

Pardon Me, but if you do not quit hacking and coughing in my face, I will shoot your ass!

OLD Days as A COP. Freeze Mother F***KER, I will Blow you damn head off!:D

"Shit, my store just got hit!!!!!!!! Got to go!:mad: "

another one is off of the tenatious D CD. "fuc% my as$ whats next."

This one cracks me up. My best friend made up this phrase to describe guys who are more serious about me than I am about them--"He's looking for a piece of ass with a piece of relationship." I don't know, I just find that so funny.

When I get mad at someone I'll tell them, F you and the horse you rode in on!

My personal favorites:

"Work that out!" --when someone does/says something weird/stupid

"and then you woke up." --fun to use when someone asks you to do something you don't want to do :D

"That sucks a nut!"

"That takes it in the butt!"

Fun thread! :D

F.

That is the saying. It's not "F*#k that" it's "F that."

"F you."

F This."

I think you F's get the picture...

GHEY.