"Whereever I may Roam, Where I lay my hat is Home".

"What, no dancing girls? Where are the dancing girls?"

"Life can suck on my big toe and gag on my foot fungus."

"Pledge class - come over here and give me a hug!"

"Garlic bread? Sure, I'll have some more!"

"Women are like teabags, you never know how strong they are until you put them in hot water" - Chinese proverb

"you've got to put your behind in your past"--pumba, the lion king

"The man in the glass poem" (don't have it with me, can someone else post it?)

"Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win" - Unknown

"If you don't have goals, you'll work for someone who does"

"If your life doesn't have a plan, then your life will go according to plan"

"If the NBA was on Channel 5 and a bunch of frogs making love were on Channel 4, I'd watch the frogs--even if they came in fuzzy."

and

"Everyone wants to play on a championship team, but nobody wants to come to practice."

--Robert Montgomery Knight (aka The General)

"when she was three, her barbies always did it on the first date....but i don't tend to worry 'bout the things that other people say, and i'm learning that i wouldn't want it any other way" - Barenaked Ladies - Life, in a Nutshell

"The only ones for me are those who are mad; mad to talk, mad to be saved, who never yawn and say a commonplace thing but burn, burn, burn like roman candle fireworks across the sky."-Kerouac

"Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp or what's a heaven for?"-Frost

"And Devotion borrowed Music's tone, and Music borrowed Devotion's wing, and like the bird that hails the sun, they soar to Heaven and soaring sing."-Scott "Ivanhoe"

Another one
 

"What is it with you Southern girls? You can't make the right decision until you've tried all the wrong ones!" - Sweet Home Alabama

Leave it to Carrie Bradshaw...
 

a love quote
"Some people are settling down. Some people are just settling. And some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies"
a finance/real estate quote
"I just charged tomatos. I really don't think I'm in the position to buy an apartment"
and
a shopping/lifequote(because shopping is my life!! hahaha)
"Sometimes it's hard to walk in a single woman's shoes, that's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk more fun!"

All thanks to Sex & the City!

"Dance like no one is watching, Sing like no one is listening, work like you don't need the money and Love like it's never going to hurt."

And one that my grandma had framed once and I'll never forget:
"Count your age by friends, not years.
Count your life by smiles, not tears."

I also like that one .. can't remember the author or the whole text, but it's about everything being 90% attitude.

Dee

"Some people measure their lives in pulse rates and sit-ups. Far better to measure yours in licks of ice cream, well-told jokes, mad dashes to be first in the water, belly laughs. And, when you die, it won't be an erratic shift in your heart rate, it will be an overdose of mirth, fun poisoning, death by laughter."

-yeah, either that or from obesity....

here is mine...

"To give anything other than your best is to sacrifice the gift"