Simon is going to take that girl to sing in a bar/restaurant because he thinks she is so bad that she will clear the restaurant. :eek: Better shape up because I need a man. :p

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Jacqueline. . . .when folks are LAUGHING AT you. . .stop singing or whatever da heck dat was. UGH.

I had tears coming out of my eyes for the entire hour. Jacqueline is a MAN!!! That's what I think. I can't WAIT to see the clip where Simon has the water thrown in his face!!:o

Can I just say about the manly woman - - Okay, it's true, she had a DEEP-AZZ voice, but DAYUM!!!!! How you gon' be on NATIONAL tv and tell some story about someone calling your house and asking for Ivan and being like "I'm not Ivan, I swear".. :confused: Soooooo not feelin' that.


ETA: Route 66 girl: YOWWW!!! :D

What happened? Our local news interrupted with "breaking news"? :rolleyes:

It seemed like ole girl was about to lose the bet. Do they not video themselves BEFORE they audition?

That "scatting" child :eek: what was going on with her and Route 66?

More than 1/2 the people left. That Black man only stayed to get a hug. He ain't fool me none.


I did want to take Nikki's scooter and run her over with it. She was getting on my nerves!!!!!!!!!! SYAD!!

LMAO...okay SpongeBob! :D

Soror, it was a sad, pathetic thing. Apparently, sistahgal's singing in the shower/mirror gave her delusions of grandeur. .

And "scatgirl" apparently took the wrong route!

CT4 I agree with you. I think bro'man knew he was on camera and just decided to take advantage of his 3 minutes of fame and just stayed there. Did you see that he gave her a lollipop? Too funny.

I think Nikki is gonna be like one of the blonde chick's on AI2 (don't remember her name right now) - she talks too much!

bwahahahhhaha
 

I FELL OFF THE BED, CTFU at that mess!!!

I forced my hubby...
 

i made hubby watch that especially at the end. that was HORRIBLE. to think she was from my hometown. uggghh!!

i do not understand where these people come from and why do they think that they have talent?

i was ctfu when ol' girl was embarrassed at the bar. served her azz right! i thought it was especially funny when the only guy left i think gave her a lollipop..lol.

i don't know about you guys but i LOVE simon. he usually tells it like it is.

I was CTHU the entire hour. Those folk are a HOT MESS!!!!! Even Randy and Paula have gotten a little mean. :)

Randy and Paula
 

I guess so. This is AI 3 and peeps are still auditioning knowing THEY CAN'T SING! :mad:

Heads up (though you may already know)
 

Simon Cowell was interviewed on NPR's talk show "Fresh Air" Thursday, 1/15/04 and warned that the acts this season were among some of the worst he has EVER seen! So even though we're one night in AI3, like Rev. Jim said on Taxi: You ain't seen nothin; yet.

The girl from Bolivia (I believe) had a beautiful voice. The two brothers that had not seen each other in years were also good. The others...SUCKED! HATED IT!

AI3 is too funny! 2D you are right, WHY are these peeps here knowing they can't sing?

The girl with Route 66--WRONG. Just plain wrong.

I'm surprised ya'll didn't mention "Scooter Girl" yet...she got in but she was funny nonetheless.

They're showing Atlanta tonight...I hope we represented!