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Okay, your, like, gonna die when you hear this! The lady who does my bikini waxes - well, her daughter's piano teacher is friends with the woman who manages the local Bath and Body Works. A girl who is a BBW preferred customer and comes in, like, all the time, lives next door to another girl who is a Theta at the University of Maryland and her best friend from boarding school is a Gamma Phi at Northwestern! And from what I hear, the Gamma Phi sister LOVES Lily Puiltzer clothing which is often PINK AND GREEN which are DZ's colors so you KNOW she wouldn't mind and would tell all the other Gamma Phis to look the other way when you pledge DZ!

Ok since I am an Alpha Sigma Alpha and we have two Alphas in our name that means I am also sisters with Alpha Kappa Alpha and Alpha Phi Alpha doesn't it? And what about our brother fraternity???

KATH OMG! When you turn back into a girl then you have to become a Tri Delt! But I think Tri Delta's membership standards are SO high that they would probably never let in anybody who was a man before, even if they were originally a girl, so don't tell them during rush okay!?!?!?! There are some things that you just don't talk about during rush:

(1) Banks
(2) Bashing
(3) Beer
(4) Boys (AND THAT INCLUDES THE FACT THAT YOU USED TO BE ONE)

I will write you a rec, mmmkay love you!

What about BIBLE? Is it okay that I'm Catholic, or do I have to be a TPA? I'm only a half Catholic.

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Oh, you just said FIB. It's on, woman.

No Alpha Phi for you when you get your sex change. :mad:

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I never get upset when I hear FIB. We have to let those clowns from Wisconsin pretend to be as cool as we are every once in a while. ;)

The first time I heard FIB was Pref Night. Me, my big-sis-to-be (from Illinois too), a PNM from WI, and a sister from WI all argued about what was cooler: WI or IL. Sadly enough, I joined Alpha Phi because I was so busy laughing my butt off the entire time. What can I say, I know where I belong! :p

Bring it on cheeseheads!

Oh you can talk about the Bible during rush for sure! I tell all the rushees about the Bible during rush and how you have to be Christian to get into TRI DELTA because Tri Delta is the best sorority and Christian is the best religion! I'm not Christian :( but I lied when I went through rush so I could get into Tri Delta. Even if you are only half Catholic you are still better than me. Maybe since you are half Catholic you could be a half Theta Phi Alpha, that would make you a Theta Ph. You should be one because they have the best mascot, which is a penguin, and you should always choose your sorority based on things like mascots and colors which are REALLY important. Even though Theta Phi Alpha stole our colors, they just want to be really cool like us, at least they have cool colors. :( Hey, if you were a TPA then we'd have the same sorority colors, does that make TPA and Tri Delta SISTER SORORITIES? OMG!!!!

PS: Kath, nobody from Illinois goes to Northwestern -- they all got rejected and had to go to their safety school, Marquette. :p

OMG like does that mean I can go to Northwestern? And tlel them how I used to go to Marquette? Do you think I could also recharter Kappa Beta Gamma here before I do that? Then maybe I could be a Kappa Be and a Theta Ph. Would that be okay?

And if you are so Christian, why do you use pitchforks? Also, I think you stole the crescent moon from us and that really wasn't very nice.

HELLO, in case you hadn't noticed, those pitchforks have three spikes which symbolizes the Holy Trinity. The pitchfork is totally a Christian symbol. Second of all, we didn't steal the moon from you because yours is a crescent moon and ours is a STARS AND CRESCENT, punk. Only an idiot could not see the difference. Also, your moon is totally a pagan symbol whereas ours clearly symbolizes the way God lights up our lives, like in that Debbie Boone song.

I never saw a pitchfork in confirmation class. And you stole the Stars and Crescent from Kappa Sig.

AND our moon is not pagan, yours is, you pitchfork-having hay-baling Debbie Boone-listening freaks.

Kappa Sig's star and crescent are also clearly pagan, since the crescent points DOWNWARDS, symbolizing how Satan lights up their life. Also their star is SINGULAR, which represents Satan, whereas we have three stars which, again, represent the Trinity.

Maybe Gamma Phi Beta and Kappa Sig, who both use the PAGAN MOON as symbols, are secretly brother and sister fraternities? You don't have to tell me but I know it's true.

Did you know Debbie Boone is a famous Tri Delt? The national website says she's not, but I know she is. Some girls at her chapter told me that she was, and I know it's true because her songs totally have Tri Delta secrets in it. I can't tell you what they are, but we like to serenade fraternities with her songs because she is a Christian Tri Delt which makes her SO awesome.

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But, if that's your brother fraternity, wouldn't that be incestuous? :D

What if your doctor wasn't able to complete the sex change, and you ended up with both sex organs? Would you have to pick if you wanted to be in a sorority or fraternity? :D Or could you be in both?

Aside: definately best thread ever. I'm crying from laughing so hard.

I hope y'all are happy - I'm going to have to make a quick change of panties before I leave for work now!!

DEFINITELY GreekChat Thread of the Year material!!!!