Me in 4th Grade: The chicken crossed the road to get away from Colonel Sanders.

Any of the 9 major Democratic Presidential Candidates - I have no clue why the chicken crossed the road and no idea how to get her back to her own side or even how to keep her there if she does decide to go back. I do believe that this wayward chicken's behavior must be the fault of the current administration. I promise you one thing; if I'm elected, I will raise taxes on road crossing chickens and regulate every other activity that chickens may enjoy.

50cent: I love Chicken like a Fat Kid Love Cake.

I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.

Hillary Clinton: To get away from the vast right wing conspiracy that was out to destroy my husband's legacy.

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hilarious!

Donald Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense...

"I've alerted the 82nd Airborne Division Ready Regiment at Ft. Bragg to be prepared for movement to keep those chickens on their side of the road, and deal decisively with those who try to cross..."


Tom Ridge, Director of Homeland Security...

"This is a clear threat to the United States mainland, so I'm moving to Condition Orange, and invoking the Patriot Act to keep any orange chickens on their own side of the road..."


Eduardo Aguirre, Director of USCIS...

"We will apprehend, interrogate and deport any undocumented chicken we find trying to cross the line to our side of the road. But the road is long, and we only have a small number of agents, so some will certainly sneak through our ever expanding net..."


Unidentified Southwest US Union Representative...

"Those damned illegal alien birds are taking away the jobs of American chickens...:"


Hans Blix, UN Arms Inspector...

"We can find no conclusive evidence after 22 years of inspections, during which we had little cooperation from the Rooster in charge that these chickens possess any wepons of mass destruction. We need more time...


George Tenent, Director of Central Intelligence...

"What chickens?"


George W. Bush...

"Eat more (Texas) beef...

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