Bethany, you should know better. It's the '80s, before everyone had cell phones clipped to their belts. Car phone, maybe... ;)

<CRASH>

Maybe that was just the cat...

You're right! LOL... I must have been having a nightmare about a phone that followed me everywhere I went. It was terrible! Thanks for waking me up.

The killer runs through the door and kills Asians right in front of the camera, so they won't feel left out.

Hey, no wonder the delivery guy was late.

I wonder what that guy wearing the mask and carrying that bloody ax is doing. I think I'll follow him.

after an arduous struggle, i managed to kill him. let me just turn my back now because SURELY hes dead.

Oh no! He's alive still and he's pi$$ed off at me. I must run. In slow motion. Why, oh why, didn't I wear a bra under my thin, stretchy t shirt???

Oh look, a complete stranger. Let us get him involved so he could be the next one killed. Probably while talking to him, with the blade penetrating his back.

That's a nice red shirt you have on...

(whoops, wrong genre :p )

We got out of the house! Oh wait, we got to back for a minute . . .

::opens doors and walks to the phone::

"Damn, it's dead"

<creak>

::jumps::

Who, who, who's there?

<Meow>

::sigh::

"It's only the.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Instead of going to the local police, let me try to find and kill the killer myself. That is the most logical thing one can do.

I am with my boyfriend. If we "do it", nothing bad will happen to us......

or I am running through the woods, tripping, falling, running slowly and making as much noise as is humanly possible.

Because I decided to wear high heels to this camping trip.

As I camp out under the starts in my silk and lace nightie and perfect hair/makeup ('cause I'm like 15 years old and I'm about to lose my virginity to my really hot senior football star boyfriend) we hear a noise and "Keith" leaves the tent to investigate...