They took away my catholic priest joke even though it was the only really funny one in this thread :(

-Rudey
--Dionysus' post is what remains

since a priest is in this joke, i qualify it as 'religious'


shaq, president bush, a priest, and a little school boy were all in a plane. the plane was about to crash and there were only three parachutes available.

shaq says, 'hey i am shaq, the greatest basketball player. the team needs me, so i have to take a parachute.' so shaq takes one and jumps.

then pres. bush says, ' hey i'm the president. i have many duties ahead of me, so my country needs me.' so bush takes a parachute and jumps.

the priest looks nervously at the little boy. 'it looks like it is just me and you son. who will get the last parachute?'

the little boy said, 'i wouldnt worry. the president jumped out with my backpack.'

:p

LMAO!

LOL

Not really a joke, but you can dress up Jesus

http://www.jesusdressup.com/index.html#

This is the best one I have ever heard