..."Yes sir may I have another?" as the broken-nose job man started to haze him.

After the hazing the broken-nose job man decided to continue on with his quest for drag queens.

"Hmmm, I wonder where they could be?" he muttered to himself.

Just then he saw a sign that advertised.....

giant evil kittens for sale. The drag-queen hunter thought that a giant evil kitten would be a drag-queen magnet.

So, he went inside and bought the most evilly cute kitten there. After he paid, the salesperson said...

now, don't forget, every time that imthechamp masturbates, God kills a kitten, so you'd better keep an eye on this special evil kitten. At that very moment, the Kitten keeled over and died.

That's ok the man said.......


Kitso
KS 361 times you're damn right the babes were in line for the butt naked hairy cowboy Kitso :D

then the man said, holy cow imthechamp is dead sexy and he has alot of nice things he must get alot of girls and then...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
[B]now, don't forget, every time that imthechamp masturbates, God kills a kitten, so you'd better keep an eye on this special evil kitten. At that very moment, the Kitten keeled over and died.

That's ok the man said.......
But, Damn, what's with that Champ guy, that's the seventh kitten that's died tonight...

Just then a gang of drag queens come into the store and start eyeing the broken-nosed guy.

We're with PITA and we want to know who is responsible for the death of these kittens!

and then smiley21 came out from the back with pikes manjuice all over her face and explained that imthechamp was beating off all day long

(LOL!!)


'oh' said the drag queens, 'make sure you tell champ to take it easy'.
then the telephone rang. the pet store guy was about to get it, but the broken nosed guy freaked out and grabbed the phone first. on the other line was....

...Former President Bill Clinton. Bill needed to buy more bunnies for Hillary because the dozen he'd bought the week before died (because of Champ).

"Uh, Uh, Uh, It's Bill. Uh, Uh, Uh, I need more bunnies. I think I'm being punished for my evil deeds - these bunnies keep dying on me," said Bill to the clerk.

"Well sir," said the clerk, "There is such a thing called Karma."

"Yeah" shouted the drag queens, "What goes around comes around."

...

.........if you want a piece of me, then we got to go to the clubs. so, bill and the drag queens head down to a local gay club when they were bumping and grinding. to their surprise, bill was sporting a big.............

...bow tie, it was red and had huge...

purple lobsters on it. The drag queens were amazed at Bill's tie, and one of them came up to him and said...

hey do you wanna play pool? and he said

no and committed suicide. then the people of america voted champ for president and then...

a year later Champ was reported to have been attacked by a huge monster killer bunny who happened to be Bill who was reincarnated. The Secret Service men...