i make change before i go to church.

Making change in the collection plate is morally worse.

The stripper would probably kick your ass though.

Well.

I guess it'd be easier to make the change if you were at one of those classy all-nude BYOB joints, cuz they just throw their tips on stage.

Of course at that point, why not just "air hockey" your buddy across the dance floor, grab him at the other side and run for the door. Kinda like a stunt from X-rated Double Dare.

Kitso
KS 361 times atheists should have no problem with this question, stealing from church is taking from noone, but strippers are people too

Oh, it's so hard to choose, but I would definitely have to with making change in a church collection basket only because it is just plain tacky.

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I think making change with the stripper is worse--I've seen too many pastors and deacons with Bentleys and Rolls-Royces to think that all the collection money is going to the building fund. :p

I would have answered this question earlier, I've been too busy drafting to think.

what if you gave the stripper rolls of coins? i am sure she would appriciate $2 in nickels.


hey i just realized that if you gave the stripper coins, there would be a jiggle in her wiggle