hehe

When I was a very young kid, I thought "Woah, that's a big OUTIE!"

the first one I saw *em hem* in that way....I thought it was broken because it leaned......yeah this is what happens when you just dive right in before looking into something HAHAHA

:p

I was kinda like "What was all the hype about?".

I like them, but I blew their significance *WAYYYY* out of proportion in my mind!

I thought they were fugly: thick, wrinkled, hairy...


Now, they are a wonder to behold!

Still, they are pretty funny looking when flacid...

I suppose the very first time I saw one was changing diapers as a baby sitter. It didn't phase me and in that situtation it wouldn't. Does that count? Are we talking first time ever here or the first time you see one in a sexual encounter?

LOL this thread is hilarious. I was at my boyfriend's house and somehow I was just expecting a lot more than what he had to offer. He was SMALL. LOL. I saw it and I couldn't help hide my reaction I was like "that's it? it's so small" and he was like "yea I know" he was def. hurt but I couldn't help myself. LOL self-control isn't a virtue that I possess.

i think it is cute. it looks like it is sleeping

It's not Mr. Winky, it's Mr. Anaconda

http://galeon.hispavista.com/serpien...e/anaconda.gif

was in kindergarten -- he was an eighth grader -- we were on the schoolbus home -- he whipped it out -- i dont remember what i thought -- i know i laughed -- my friend years later told me that i said "it looked like a piece of manure with skin over it"

i guess i had blocked the memory for like almost 10 years

funny what you forget

HAHA....this post is entertaining.....:)


I must admit, I was kinda freaked out the first time I saw one....

ok, this thread is amusing.....LOL

the first time i saw one, i was like, "hmm....ok.....so that's what that looks like"....not really phased a whole lot.

just to point this out: ones that are, uh, just chillin.....those are dumb looking. but when they, uh, aren't just chillin.......yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. :D

ok I can't believe I am about to post this, but the first time I saw one in a sexual way was my first real boyfriend. We were dating for awhile and everything we did (which was not much) was as night (or in the dark) so one day he wiped it out in the day and I did not knwo so I turned around to ask him something and there it was. I was so shocked,I turned around and started to laugh and I tried to say "put that away" was could not say it. Needless to say my ex boyfriend thought that I was impressed. Hence he is my ex.

It is so weird looking.

Christia

i can't believe i'm actually going to say this
 

i'm very sheltered, and my sisters think this is great. let's get that out of the way first...

i saw my little brothers when i helped change their diapers ( i was about 4) and i babysit so i've changed a lot of diapers in my life. however the first time i saw one was when i saw 28 Days Later over the summer. Not kidding. i still haven't seen one in person. I guess that i'm just super careful about everything like that or something.

ok, feel free to laugh.

Don't feel bad! I've only seen one on a grown male from my generation, and that's my husband's!

(And yes, they do look kind of floppy and weird, don't they? Imagine guys talking about the first time they saw girls with their pants off-- "WHERE IS IT?????" Hee!)