Backyard in front of my dog while pops was sleep in the house:rolleyes:


How many times have you :o in one session? yall stil kickin' it?

stinky...
 

Uh I don't know what that face means...

Have you ever passed gas (a really smelly or loud one) on a date?

yes, as a way of encouraging him not to ask me out again.

ever have a one night stand?
if not, u have anyone in mind for one?

One Night Stand needs to be more specific. With somebody I knew, but we only hooked up once? Yes. With somebody I just met? HEll NO!!!!!



Question: Do you have a friend that you yourself would NEVER date if you were a guy/Women? Why?

One of my closest friends is a complete drama queen and very demanding of all of her boyfriends. Not just "open the car door for me" but "it's 4 a.m. and I have a taste for licorice and the only store that's open is thirty minutes away. Go get it for me. If you really loved me, you would."

Question: If you could tell one person what you really thought about them, who would it be and what would you say?

It would have to be the principal @ the school where I teach. I would say:

"You are THE MOST horrible, disgusting, deplorable, egotistical, maniacal, arrogant, controlling, and demanding person that I have ever met!! How could any place of higher education have ever issued a Master's degree to you? As a matter of fact, I think that you made that degree on your computer. I have you all figured out, but I just need the evidence. You think that you are slicker than a can of oil, but I have your number and it's about to get pulled. We are teaching SPECIAL EDUCATION students! They have SEVERE behavior disorders!! NO, they don't want to learn. NO, they will not learn the equation for quantum physics. NO, they don't give a damn that you are the principal. NO, this is not the military, so you will not talk to me and my collegues like we are soldiers marching to the beat of your drum.

How 'bout this? Instead of me getting more angry telling your tired a$$ off any longer, I'll sum it up: FORK YOU!!! Go fork yourself! Oh, my bad. You already do that when you are in your office looking @ porn sites all day. Don't think I don't know....


Question: Have you ever asked a guy on a date?

no, i'm bold in everything BUT the dating game. :o

Have you ever been engaged but decided NOT to marry your beau?

Yes, I have. About two and a half years ago, my then boyfriend proposed to me with a beautiful, 3 carat, platinum ring... Gorgeous...

However, children seemed to keep popping up out of the woodwork! I mean, I was willing to work with him on the two he had, but next thing you know, he has three, four, another one he just found out about.... Too much drama for me. And no, I didn't keep the ring. I'm a woman of my word and since I didn't go through with the marriage, it's only fair that I give it back. Besides,... he could use the money to pay all those baby mammies....

Have you ever forwarded a very personal message to a group of people accidentally?

No, I don't really do too much personal business through e-mail.

Have you ever stolen something??


Sidebar: This entire post reminds me of the scene in Coming to America where the Barber is cussing everyone in the shop out like they stole something and then politely turns and asks "who's next?" Comedy.

Yes, but not on purpose. The cashier didn't remove or charge me for the melon in my cart and I didn't realize it until I got home:o I didn't take that bad boy back though!


Question: During forplay Have you ever smelled someone's body odor and decided not to do the deed? If so what did you say?

I don't do foreplay.

Have you ever gotten moist just by looking at someone?

:o Yes, Lawd!!!!! :o

Have you ever eaten dog or cat food?

Hayle naw!!!

Is it better to GIVE or RECIEVE ??;) :D :o

[hijack] You made me choke on my apple juice, COW!!!;) :o :eek: :o [/hijack]


DEFINITELY RECEIVE!!!!! :D :D :D :D


Have you ever broken someone's heart? :(

Yes,this boy really wanted to go with me,but there was no attraction there.It was very sweet how he "chased" me,but I had to stay TRUE to my feelings.

- If you had one day to impression the man of your dreams,who would it be and what would you do?