Your momma is such a slut, she uses her panies as ankle warmers

ok, no more from me! :)

aries that is HILARIOUS.

Yo mama so short she gotta reach up to tie her shoes.

Yo mama so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license picture.

Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat a$$.

Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.

Yo mama's so fat, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.

you're mom's like a shotgun...

2 cocks and she blows.

Yo mama's pussy is so cold, men's tongues gets stuck to it whenever they lick it.