I'd like to pimp slap GW for asking for $87 million. Man, doesn't he know that there are homeless , hungry and under-educated children in THIS country??!!!:mad: :mad:

A PS to:

This new colleague who didn't realize who he THOUGHT he was messing with! This CAMF doesn't realize I don't take anyone's WORD for anything. This clown thinks I'm going to agree to something because his NEW azz says it! HELLLLLLL NAWWWWW! You clown, you were shocked itless when I came BACK to you with documentation that you were a BALD-HEADED, BALD/BOLD-FACED LIAR! Mannnnnnn, you must have me confused! You better recognize who I am and you better go ask somebody! I mean that literally...I DON'T FCKING PLAY! :mad: :mad: :mad: I am NOT some newbie just off the block...you better do some research on me!!!!!!!!

I'm hotter than BURNED french fry grease right about now! :mad:

He even deserves a DOUBLE PS for telling me after the fact that he was *just kidding*! :rolleyes: I don't even want to hear it! I just told my assistant that I don't trust him...NOW IT'S CONFIRMED!

PS turned @$$ whoopin' to the director of my program. You think you still in the military apparently. But you CLEARLY have me confused with someone else. I left today's meeting, and I will continue to leave them until you learn how to talk to people. You have lost your everlasting mind. I can almost guarantee that we will be striking. Dumb (expletive). And another PSTAW to the same lady for telling us to take directives from whomever. Guess what? We have an org chart for a reason. I will take directives from MY BOSS and MY BOSS ONLY. You don't like it? Make another org chart or kiss my @$$. PERIOD. You need to learn that we are all GROWN here and don't have to take orders from you. Take yo' simple @$$ back to the military. (expletive)

Y'all sure y'all don't work with me? It like this has been going on at my school since August 25. I have already CONFIRMED a Union meeting for next Thursday. That crazed lunatic that calls himself a principal needs to check him rotten @ss wanna-be military sergeant back to Mississippi where he came from!

A petite pimp slap to the nurse at my son's school. She called my school today and told the receptionist my son had an accident and required medical attention. So the assistant priincipal and my department head come to my room to tell me to get my things my son has been in an accident. I am like FREAKING out in my mind praying. I asked was he okay and the assistant principal told me "you need to take the phone call on line 2." I have never been as out of body terrified as I was when I picked up that phone. This child was running in the bathroom and fell down and hit his chin, and it began to swell, she called because she knew I was right next door and just wanted me to be aware of the situation. HELLLLOOOO you NEVER scare somebody like that. That is my flesh and blood, my life, my little turkey dinner. He was fine after a pop tart and leaving school early (it broke my heart to have to leave work;) ) !

I'm glad to read that he's alright.:) You sound like my grandmother giving him a food nickname...I was everything from chicken noodle to apple dumpling:D

I'M BAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!
 

I wanna pimp slap my grandmother, yeah...my grandmother. :mad: WHY did I go and check my email, and I have 13 messages. WHY are 11 of them from her? Why are they all junk forwards? :mad: Why do I still love her though? :D

Add my EX BOYFRIEND to that list!?!?!?!?!?!? MOFO shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Sweet Jesus keep me near the cross......
 

......and keep me from pimp slapping these two stizzank binches that I promise ohhhhh :mad: :mad: :mad: I promise that if I wasn't a child of God they would have been PIMP SLAPPED eons ago! They keep it up! :mad:

I'm glad my gospel music bothers you. :o I keep it on to drown out the constant *whispering**gossip**whispering* that I hear!

brothas who think that they are "enlightened", but perpetuate the same sexism that exists with the "unenlightned" masses...pisses me off. i.e. Jesus Jones (Soror Ideal08 you know what I am talking about)

the founders of my school.

people that use the bathroom and dont wash their hands..yuck!

The principal of my school!! There is no way that I can walk past this thread and not give him one!!! Y'all just don't understand how much this man makes me SICK!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

SOOOOmany slaps, soooo little time
 

FIRST AND FOREMOST, A GREAT BIG PIMP SLAP TO THE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN MY STATE WHO ELECTED THE TERMINATOR!!!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-055.gif

**speaking to self** the terminator is my governor...wowhttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-008.gif


SECOND, but right up there with number 1...my school district

A GREAT BIG PIMP SLAP FOR MESSING UP MY PROGRAM. NO WORK IN ALMOST 3 WEEKS! NO RETURN PHONE CALLS!!! TRIFLING FOLKS!!!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-055.gif

I want to deliver a Baby Powder Pimp Slap (and snatch a knot in her a$$; as my grandmother would say) to the chick that my ex is messin' around with because, the lovely young lady seems to think I want him back and she wants to sent me dumb e-mails:mad: :mad: :mad:

PS If you are reading this. Note that I do not want him back, and I hope that you two are happy:) seriously!

Right now I second you on that! She gave me an evaluation and ranked me "proficient" (2nd), Which is fine but.... last year I got "exceeds expectations (1st)" I was so hot I wanted to stab that women. You know what we have 4 classes a day, and you begged me to teach the fourth and not have a conference, then you want me to coach softball too, um, hellow, you better get off me, and be glad I'm not sitting my a** in my desk!

Also I wanna pimp slap my husband who wants to look at boats for "later", can we look at houses for "now"?