This is hard to belive, no one...currently that is...I'm quite blessed that I've been around pretty respectful people within the last year.

wow. very impressive

My Dad's Sister's Granddaughter
My second to last roommate (my final roommate was cool)
That awful girl who used me back in high school
A few of my professors
My former upstairs neighbor (for disturbing our peace, and the board didn't care)


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Oh see now, I needed this thread.
 

1. Becky at work: I am -so- glad you're going back to Purdue this fall. If I have to see you burst into tears when you screw things up causing a seriously overly dramatic scene, or jump around and giggle about how "super-fun" Oakwood is, I will throw something at you. What's more...I don't give a shit what you say...my mother's been a RN for thirty years. They don't make 100 grand a year with cars attached to the job. You'd be lucky to make it through clinical if you can't even deal with irate hotel guests. GAHAGAHAGH@you.

2. Ryan: Stop changing your freaking mind. Either come out or go to Spain, quit toying with me. And, you know...stop telling me what great shape you're in. I get it, already. Yes, hiking the appalachian trail would get me into great shape too. But I'd rather sit online with a pizza and a beer.

3. Eric: You really should have showed up. You missed out, hardcore. Definately a loss on your end. Somehow, I'm not heart-broken. :)

4. The creditors. I =know= I owe you money, and =no= you can not speak to my husband. What makes you think I'm married now when I wasn't yesterday? I'm doing the best I can. YOU try living off ramen noodles and making a car payment on the money I make. Bugger off.

5. My Brother. I love you dearly, really...but the next time a girlfriend of yours calls eight times in a freaking row I'm throwing the telephone out the window.


I missed this. :)

My Ex-Boyfriend: Okay, ya know, we tried to be friends, but guess what, it's NOT WORKING!! No I will not cheat on TKE209 and no I will not give you my cell phone number. I stop "loving" you over 2 years ago. Deal with what you lost, you're the one who screwed it up!! And anyway..I was NEVER happy those 2 lousy wasted years of my life!

AGC: Listen, ou have to give us time, especially me. I'm sorry if we're trying to get this in a professional way.

David: Dave hon, I love ya, but my gawd me and TKE209 hardly get to spend "quality time" together, don't come over to the apartment when you know me and TKE209 are over there...call first for once!!

School of Education:

Perfect timing.

Medical Technicians I realize that legally, you can not tell me anything about the cancer you see in my boyfriend's neck. Yes, I understand that's for the doctor to determine. However, during the scan, you MAY NOT make concerned, puzzled, or otherwise worried looks that do nothing but freak me out. Learn to deadpan, and learn it now.

Incompetent secretaries When you are told to call in a prescription, do it. Do not wait until next week, especially when the following Monday is a holiday.

My upstairs neighbors I know you just moved in, so let me explain the rules here. This is not a dorm. The people who live here are professionals. You may not begin guitar practice at 1am on a Tuesday night. You may not test the bass of you newly plugged in stereo at 12:30 am Wednesday night. You may not assemble shelves at 2am on Thursday night. I'd also greatly appreciate it if you noticed the trend in the above statements.

Fruit flies Get the hell out of my kitchen.

Myself Hey, idiot. You had two things to buy at Target last night: shelves and a lock. How you walked out of that store with shelves and NO LOCK is beyond me. It's a simple task. Get your act together.