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That crap drives me nuts too!!! Maybe it's some sort of male code to do things that drive us insane!

I try to stay focused, but boyfriend is just too much! Just looking at him makes me lose focus and Lord knows if he breathe on me all thoughts of an argument are out of the window! I'm so darn weak.

Even though we never really argue we have had interesting debates about some things like...

Why he won't give me a piece of his turkey bacon. He'll cook breakfast and ask me how much I want. I'll say three and he'll fix me just that. I'll eat all three pieces and start looking at the ten that he has left, but won't give me since all I said I wanted was three.

This ugly NY Yankees baseball shirt that he always want to wear when we go out.

A pair of my shoes that he had the nerve to call ugly! I do not own an ugly pair of shoes.

Me taking too long (in his opinion) to get ready to go out. He will sit on the bed not even halfway dressed and rush me to get ready. That use irritate the heck out of me, but now I just ignore him.

It's all really funny, because he hardly ever do anything to cause me to get mad at him so if I do happen to raise my voice over something or use foul language directed towards him, he'll look all shocked and appalled. That's usually when I start cracking up. We just have too much fun together I guess. I hope things are always like this. I love him. Sorry for getting all mushy and girlie on y'all. :D

MONEY!!!!...ok I do like to shop......

My male friends....knew them before you.....

Is being in a sorority really that serious....YES!!!!!

Church....PLEASE can you go inside one before they ready to bury you....

Is it necessary to start a stopwatch if I say I'll call you back in a minute.....dang man I'm busy sometimes........

Cooking.....I'm not really fond of it....what's the difference as long as we eat........

Dishes.....yes ALL the dishes need to be washed before we go to bed....

GC....yes I have to at least browse the boards almost everyday...yes...its that interesting.........

I could go on but why bother....:rolleyes:

My spankin brand new hubby and I love to tell each other what to do/ argue. It will get so bad that we end up play fighting, giggling(me)/ laughing and out of breath. He thinks because he has 4years on me that he knows everything thing. Ummmm NO! So this leads us to fight about:
1. What is "good" music
2. What is the difference between being country and southern (I know what you are thinking..."Are you for real". It's sad but true...this might get somebody hurt in our house"
3. What are we going to eat? (When "expecting" you want everything and nothing all at once... he just doesn't understand that...)
4. My love for my Sorority (I shut him down on this every time!)
5. Who is the laziest
6. Who is the darkest ( yep i said it...)
7. Putting the toliet seat down ( HOW HARD IS THIS?!?!?)
8. Watching The View
9. My driving
10. His age (lol! He's my old geezer...but I love him)

For the Men
 

1. The Alarm Clock (If it goes off at 6:45 am or 7:30 am it seems you always get up at 7:30 anyway!)

2. TV (You have this movie on DVD, tape and have seen the episode 300 times and know the whole show word for word why can't we watch the news or sports event for the first time today?)

3. How we cook dinner (Sure we are open to ideas but ummm if you want something someway please cook it yourself or sit and enjoy what we make LOL
:p )

4. 4 am in the morning conversations on how you feel. (we get home at 6 or 7 and then you wanna discuss something while we are asleep?) :confused:

Re: For the Men
 

Oh give me a break...LOL!

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I bet you don't complain when you wanna have those "other" 4 am in the morning conversations. :p :p

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LOL @ Soror! What you did not deny it LOL!!!! :p :p :p

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This sounds EXACTLY like my boyfriend. But why watch the 6 PM Sportscenter, whatever game is on, the 11 PM Sportscenter, and then want to watch ESPN News for updates. :rolleyes:

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LOL then he ODs! LOL This is a fun thread.

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Yes, he is an ESPN addict! Then he wonders why I'm on GC all the time.:D

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If I had a man, I'd love him to be an ESPN addict. I'd be right there with him.:D

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Okay, I'll break this down for you:

1. The Alarm Clock...it goes off at 5:30 and YOU push the snooze button every five minutes for an hour. At 6:30 you jump up making all types of noise because YOU are about to be late for work. The clock went off at 5:30!!! Get your lazy butt up! And don't turn on all the lights in the room because I don't have to be at work until 9 AM.

2. TV...if you don't like what we are watching GO IN ANOTHER ROOM!!! Who cares if that tv is bigger and has surround sound. You don't need all that to watch the news. Take your aggrivating behind in the bedroom because more than likely we were there first.

3. How you cook...chances are that you don't often do it so chances are that we won't complain when you do. Now if you're doing some outlandish mess like putting hot sauce in the grits you should very well expect us to say something. We don't want heartburn or diarrhea because YOU decided to experiment. And how many times have we heard you say "My momma doesn't make it like that"? Well guess what, if you don't like it my way go to your mommas house (lol).

4. 4 AM conversations...that's the only time we have to talk. You get home at 6 or 7, eat dinner and turn on the television. You watch the game and then the news. You turn to ESPN to see the highlights of the very same game that you just finished watching (you already know what happened so what's the point of this?). If we're lucky you might give us some loving that's worthy of putting a sista to sleep :D. If it's not that good we can't talk immediately afterwards because you are the ones who are in a coma. We wake up at 4 am after being unsatisfied and frustrated most of the night so of coarse we want to talk and get some things off our chest. Besides we are only helping you out since the alarm clock is going to go off at 5:30 anyway :).

So you see, my dear Sphinxpoet...we always have valid reasons for doing the things we do :D

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Okay!!! Does he need to wonder any more? ;) ;)

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LOL of course I do! As long as men and men and women are women it will always make illogical sense to the other sex. ie Television, men are addicted to certain things that women are but just on different levels. We all OD on something. Men will never understand women cause we think ya crazy and any way you slice the logic it makes no sense to me and women will always think men are crazy no matter how we slice the logic. ie if your man watches So much sports ask him why he does all of that and he will probably give you a logical response. I may watch 1 - 2 NY Mets games a week but that does not make me an addict does it? But every relationship I have been in every woman says you watch too much baseball. How is that so when every other time we watch what you want? Baseball on the average has 6 games per week per team! Hmmmmm..........:p But seriously that is just it we are both CRAZY!!!!!!!!