My father in law asked could he take a bath. I said yeah. Then he had the audacity to ask me to give him a pair of my husband's underwear because he didn't have any clean. My friend and I was like WTH!!!!

The other day, my friend and I was coming down the street. We had to stop because an 18 wheeler had the street blocked. This man that I have never seen before and will never see again, came over to my truck and had the audacity to ask me if I could let him borrow some money to get home. His car had ran out of gas. Then he bulls out his wallet and shows me a Platinum Visa card and says I don't live to far from here. I just need to get home to my money, and I can pay you back. I sitting her in disbelief. I know this man did not stop me and ask me to let him borrow some money while flipping a Platinum Visa card in my face. WTH. I rolled up my window and rolled off.

Please be careful...
 

Some lunatic I dated asked me to pick him up (and his boyz) at 11 PM at night on a weekday 'cuz his car broke down. His car was broken down in the middle of the 'hood in SoCal--not LA...

And then he decided to get pissed off at me because I said simply "No"--in a civil way... Made me feel like I was letting him down...

So I called my best friend and asked her about it and she was like, "OMG, you didn't go did you? 'Cuz I thought I woulda had to call the police!!!"...

Then, while I was talking to her on the phone, the same fool begged me to come pick him up!!!

Needless to say, I told him, "if he's in trouble, call 9-1-1--not me..."

A friend of mine my freshman year asked to borrow a pair of panties so I gave her a new pair from the Wal-Mart pack (you know the 5 for $7). She gave them back and asked for something sexier :confused:
I closed my door and got back in the bed

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WHY would...never mind.. I dont want to know..