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lostnfound117 07-23-2003 12:19 PM
Re: Re: This happened Sunday...
 
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Originally posted by FeeFee
Chile, our church organist have suits in just about every color imaginable, limegreen, peach, purple, sky blue, . :eek: Everything is color-coordinated, even the shoes are the same color as the suits. :eek: :eek:


BTW - We do lift our finger to excuse ourselves from the sanctuary. We call it the Pentacostal finger. :p
one of our deacons has a fusha suit with matching fusha gators!!!

and dont' trip...church wouldn't be church without that finger!!


LMAO

FeeFee 07-23-2003 01:03 PM
Re: Re: Re: This happened Sunday...
 
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Originally posted by lostnfound117
one of our deacons has a fusha suit with matching fusha gators!!!

and dont' trip...church wouldn't be church without that finger!!


LMAO
Shhhh!!! Don't tell my organist - he might wanna know where your deacon bought the suit from so he can get one for himself. LOOOOLLLLL!!! :p

Gyrl7 07-23-2003 04:02 PM
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Originally posted by lostnfound117
i'm embarrassed cause that was my church this past sunday. they sold fish and chicken dinners after church!

LMAO
Mine too, they had friends and family day at the church they decided to feed the guests after the service. Lawd that chicken was smelling good. I was really hoping they didn't break out the collard greens. I usually don't eat breakfast on Sundays but that food was making my stomach growl
:D :cool: :) ;)

Gyrl7 07-23-2003 04:09 PM
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Originally posted by lostnfound117
what about when soemone KNOWS they are supposed to lead asong on that sunday, but when the music starts playing during the service for their song, they put their hand on their chest in shock, look so surprised in their facial expression, and say, "WHO ME?" they know they can't WAIT to get on that microphone!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Or better yet, "yawl pray for me, it's been a long time since I sung this song and I may not get the words quite right. Ahem, Ahhhheeeeeeeemmmmmm, preeeeeeeecccccccciiiiiiioooouuusssss meeeemooorrrriiiiiieeeeessssssssss."

lostnfound117 07-23-2003 04:51 PM
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Originally posted by Gyrl7
Or better yet, "yawl pray for me, it's been a long time since I sung this song and I may not get the words quite right. Ahem, Ahhhheeeeeeeemmmmmm, preeeeeeeecccccccciiiiiiioooouuusssss meeeemooorrrriiiiiieeeeessssssssss."


yes.....
then they pass out or catch the Holy Ghost after singing that first line of the song!


this lady at my church does this all the time!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Gyrl7 07-23-2003 05:19 PM
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Originally posted by lostnfound117
yes.....
then they pass out or catch the Holy Ghost after singing that first line of the song!


this lady at my church does this all the time!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Hallllllllleeeeeeeeellllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuujjjjj jjaaaaahhhh, Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy GLO-ray...................Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yay Lode, Yay Lode....................Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Gll...........BOOM(she falls on the floor slain in the spirit)

Someone's fanning her or twisting her wig on straight!

Steeltrap 07-23-2003 05:21 PM
Re: Re: This happened Sunday...
 
Quote:
Originally posted by FeeFee
Chile, our church organist have suits in just about every color imaginable, limegreen, peach, purple, sky blue, . :eek: Everything is color-coordinated, even the shoes are the same color as the suits. :eek: :eek:

BTW - We do lift our finger to excuse ourselves from the sanctuary. We call it the Pentacostal finger. :p
OK. Are your church organists menzes?

:eek: :confused:

Dionysus 07-23-2003 05:22 PM
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Originally posted by Gyrl7
Hallllllllleeeeeeeeellllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuujjjjj jjaaaaahhhh, Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy GLO-ray...................Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yay Lode, Yay Lode....................Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Gll...........BOOM(she falls on the floor slain in the spirit)
:D

Too funny!

Gyrl7 07-23-2003 05:51 PM
Re: Re: Re: This happened Sunday...
 
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Originally posted by Steeltrap
OK. Are your church organists menzes?

:eek: :confused:
You will find all that rainbow mens church apparel some parts of NYC........i.e. lower Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens;) , etc..........And lawd lets not talk about Easter Sunday:rolleyes:

Steeltrap 07-23-2003 05:53 PM
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Originally posted by Gyrl7
You will find all that rainbow mens church apparel in the lower Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens;) , etc..........And lawd lets not talk about Easter Sunday:rolleyes:
CTHU. I think I'm going to have to come to NYC and see this for myself.
:eek:

Gyrl7 07-23-2003 05:57 PM
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Originally posted by Steeltrap
CTHU. I think I'm going to have to come to NYC and see this for myself.
:eek:
Ok only if you promise not to beat of some of the menses for sporting your sorority colors, cuz I have seen plenty of men in pink or green suits...........baby blue, royal blue, dixie peach, lilac........lawd the rainbow goes on and on till the break of dawn.:rolleyes:

Oh some men have perms and or fanga waves too........;)

Steeltrap 07-23-2003 06:00 PM
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Originally posted by Gyrl7
Ok only if you promise not to beat of some of the menses for sporting your sorority colors, cuz I have seen plenty of men in pink or green suits...........baby blue, royal blue, dixie peach, lilac........lawd the rainbow goes on and on till the break of dawn.:rolleyes:
I promise not to beat the menzes down. I'll prolly be too busy LMAO at them.
:p
:D

Fellas, masculine elegance is synonymous with sartorial conservatism. A well-dressed man should never sport a dixie peach or lilac suit, not to mention pink or bright green.

lostnfound117 07-23-2003 06:58 PM
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Originally posted by Gyrl7
Hallllllllleeeeeeeeellllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuujjjjj jjaaaaahhhh, Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy GLO-ray...................Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yay Lode, Yay Lode....................Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Gll...........BOOM(she falls on the floor slain in the spirit)
you forgot to mention that the ushers throw the white or blue cloth/sheet over her legs after she passes out from the spirit so the deacons can't see straight up her dress AND she is also speaking in tongues and it sounds like, "oooooh....
i-shoulda-bought-a-honda"!!!!!!

HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

brickhouse492 07-23-2003 07:02 PM
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This happened Sunday...
 
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Originally posted by Steeltrap
CTHU. I think I'm going to have to come to NYC and see this for myself.
:eek:
You know your Ghetto Christrian if you go to church to party. At my church, every body has a good time. A REALLY good time. Look's like they be doing the running man and any other cool fly-girl dance that's out talking 'bout they have fun when they praise the lord.

I'm sorry but those ol ladies be lookin a little too hip doin' the whop (sp?) to Amazing Graze.

miss priss 07-23-2003 10:25 PM
Sunday continued....
 
How about the fact that you KNOW you are ghetto if at your church...

1. The choir does that rock down the aisle. step and stay--step and stay....it never fails somebody is ALways off beat! Don't Black folx supposed to have rhythm?:)

2. If you are given the scripture and that's the time you decide to read the whole book of Job(like you really listening to the preacher... :rolleyes: )

3. Somebody in the choir forgot the words or didn't come to choir rehearsal so they TRY to mouth the whole song.BWahahaha

Oh and the all time favorite....

You get up to speak and the first thing you say is...

" I'd like to thank God who is the head of my life...";)


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