that and when someone gets way too drunk and can't drive, you try to take his/her keys away, but the drunken person make it worse by resisting. that's sucks.

Ultimate sucky party: Revenge of the Nerds!

So I say I gotta be me....

Swing Lowwww....

So I say I gotta be free...

Tick tock tick tock...

And, photos of you mysteriously start appearing in random locations, of you acting out the fun stories you DON'T remember....

Oy!

:eek: I still can't figure out some of the things like this that happened to me (OH SO LONG AGO, btw).... with absolutely no memory. It sure LOOKED like I was partying like a rock star - but, I only felt like a rock star in rehab the next morning....

Free drinks
Good music
Good looking people
Dancing on tables
Getting some kissing done
Arriving home as the sun rises
It's a great party when you still talk about it with alumnae/i years later.

It's a bad party when some people that no one invited or even knows show up and start harrassing all the women, which gets all the fraternity brothers fired up and a huge fight breaks out in which people's cars get vandalized and the cops show up... and later you find out that the random uninvited guests were carrying knives (thank god they didn't use them on anyone). I feel guilty about that to this day because it all started after stupid drunk me probably really overreacted to having my a$$ grabbed by one of these sleazeballs.

It's a good party when you have a good time, get drunk but not TOO drunk, and nothing shady goes down.

ITs not your fault, I always found it amazing how absolutely courageous Fraternity guys get and how quick to fight, when they have multiple brothers at their backs and a girl audience.

LOL

My chapter included.

But it is so nice when the fraterninty guys will fight for you just because you are in the sorority that they like.

Bad Party...

when the strange guy by the door won't leave and ends up being knocked out by a girl. well actually that made for a pretty interesting night, maybe it wasn't such a bad party

I think alcohol has more to do with it. I threatened to bite a guy a week before graduation because he bumped into my beer.

-Rudey
--Damn I miss college.

ALL DUDES = SUCKY

Good:
-the cops come
-peeps get arrested
-fight breaks out
-excessive nudity
-strippers come (woo woo!)
-you witness someone getting it on
-every guy/girl hits on you
-you don't come home until 8:30 in the morning

Sucky:
-the night ends w/ guys watching scrambled lesbian and ape porn
-the unplugged guitar session was the height of the night :rolleyes:
-THERE'S NO FOOD!
-No one's drunk
-There's no light, yeah it's hip to be dim, but not so dark that you can't see your hand in front of you
-no guy/girl hits on you
-sucky guys/girls hit on you

Are you talking about that masterpiece that is on Skinimax at least once a week called Play-mate of the Apes? I skipped over it and couldn't believe what I was seeing...and I don't have the scramble...

I dunno man. Ironically it was a pretty fun party until after 1am...then it got dead and we turned on the tv and surfed the channels. We passed some scrambled station and we thought we saw boobs, so we went back to it. It turned out to be a naked lady...then we saw another naked lady, they were doing it...a few seconds later ape walked in with them :eek: :eek: :eek: They were like out in a forest or jungle and the apes like talked. That was some of the raunchiest mess I ever seen in my life! :o

Good party: I am there

Bad party: I am not there.

I am serious. I missed one party in college and for a week people were walking up to me saying, "Where were you? Are you ok? We missed you so much. Don't ever miss another party. It's not the same without you." I miss college, too.

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