When you spill red wine all over the hostesses carpet because you are too drunk to simultaneously hold a wine glass and hit on a sister, you are THAT GUY

No. I don't think so.....

I meant when I guy is like "Hey Shorty...what cha drinkin? You want another one?" "Girl, you look good" "Shorty got is goin ON!"

and never once "Hi, my name is *****, what is you're name? Nice to meet you!"

see...that's cold. but the i'm trying to get her name first. the first line is just to break the ice. then i'll let her know my name.

Even better. . .
I had one guy start singing 'Beautiful' in my ear
He sounded really good until he got the part
'And I just want you to know that you are really special'
The 'Oh I Oh I Oh I Oh I' part was a little off
But I thought it was cute

He didn't ask my name either. . .
So he was THAT guy

my thing is....when the hell did it become cool to actually sing a song when you're dancing? am i supposed to impressed by the fact that you know the words? or is that just a substitute because you don't have any semblance of rhythm? for real, i'd rather focus on my partner and have my hands on her than try and concentrate on the hook.

I have another one!

When you're out on the dance floor trying to dance and you bust up in the electric robot....then you are THAT guy!!

LMAO, yes I have seen this happen!!

When you are 33 years old, bald, and gross and you hit on 20 year olds who want nothing to do with you....then you are THAT guy!!

I am more than willing to rescue someone from embarassing themselves in public (i.e. Honey you're trailing some T.P. there...) but sometimes those people are unapproachable (either loud and obnoxious and you want to see them suffer, lol....or just freaky).

If you are the girl who has one drink and then starts flashing people and yelling "I'm SHHOOOOO wasted!!!!" ......

yeah sweetie you are SO that girl.

Do not ever go to a SigEp banquet at my school - I think those boys are cursed with no moves, and they pass it on to their dates. :) GPBoy and I would always pantomime songs - like "Pour Some Sugar on Me," he would go nuts.

If you are smashing cans on your head to show how macho you are, and you cut yourself, you are "That Guy."

If you drunkenly try and break into a sorority house when an IO is visiting, you are "That Guy."

If you are a chapter founder and come back to parties to buy sorority pledges shots, you are "That Guy," and I thank you.

If you are married and an alumni of a fraternity, you encourage freshman sorority girls to show their tits for beads at the fraternity homecoming. . .you are THAT guy


this happened to me
thank goodness we were squashed in his convertible mercedes
drunk and in the laps of the fraternity president
otherwise, our stupid butts would have done it

If you are so drunk that you show your boobs to a 33 year old bald chapter founder for free shots, beer, or beads, then you are THAT GIRL! :p

I need to represent the greek alumni. :)