yeah, see....y'all try to act all bad-ass like it's SO HARD to impress guys. pffft. whatever......y'all just have enough blood to run one head at a time, so ya know. ;)

beer+school girl uniform to a guy is like rhett butler+long staircase to a girl.....and ain't that some isht?

BWAHAHA!

Um, you spelled castration wrong...


Basics I live by:

1) Wear the bunny outfit
2) Maxims are actually fine literature and are expected to be at his throne (bathroom)
3) DO NOT use the dude's rasor, whatever you do!!
4) If he leaves the seat up, eh....it's ok. Just ask for help when ya fall in
5) Do what ya want to him, whenever you want...casue dude, he is up for whatever..heheheh
6) Call him "daddy" LMAO
7) It's okay, it happens to all guys..LMAO


PSA...this was just a joke

Melty Cheese all up in this SHIIIIII!

A girl secret is to ask questions guys can't win. Like am I fat? Does that girl look pretty?

No matter what a guys says the girl is either are hurt or don't believe them.

The trick is just to brush it off or say I don't know. Or say I like you the way you are and I have eyes only for u why look. If your lucky it may be true what he says!!

Thank god my gf doesn't play games like that. :D

Feel sorry for that guy but I hope no guy is dumb enough to buy that excuse.

But if they are supposedly quick it is probably just because he wanted to get his without having to work or he is grossed out.

A good reason a guy gives to a girl to make her feel better and happy is "hey baby you got me so hot I just couldn't control myself"

Girls would probably buy it because they are suckers for sweet romatic stuff. ;)


oh and i am playing too, the cool kids just have to make things intresting

We don't ask questions like that trap ya'll...it's cause we don't know how you guys feel. If you guys were handing out compliments left and right...WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK!!! Hmmm....think about that, eh?

Blah u can tell a girl they are hot 100 times and they say u just say that because ur my bf. Quit tring to salvage your secret. lol ;) :p

This my friends is an example of the knuckle dragging mentality that I want to puke at.

Public Service Announcement:

The Grand Marshall says that melty cheese is bad for your health!

lame, tke, laaaaaame. most of the time, when a chick asks those type questions (yes, they are stupid and i would like to go on the record for sayin i have never once asked my b/f if i looked "fat" in anything....), she is merely craving you to tell her she is beautiful. if you would compliment more often, she wouldn't be in need of reassurance that you think she is pretty. difficult? didn't think so.......so, compliment often, hear lame questions rarely. and if you say "i like the way you are and i only have eyes for you", chances are she will shut up. if she doesn't, she has real issues and you should re-evaluate the situation. :)

aaah.....next?
and i'm sure nina don't play games like that b/c you are a good b/f and she doesn't feel the need to! :D

You are so funnay!!!:D

Um, sorry I KNOW I am hot(jk) . Although it would be nice to hear it from ole boy.....:( :p ;) :D

Secret? What secrets? I know of none. Maybe that is why I am having such problems??? Maybe??

I hope so! I certainly tell her she is pretty a bit, but not to the point where it gets annoying. Must be doing something right since its been 3 1/2 so far.;)

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Originally posted by KDatUTC
This my friends is an example of the knuckle dragging mentality that I agree with.


Oh, so you put words in my mouth eh??? EH??? Well POO on YOU!

BLAH

yo! the grand marshal says, "melty cheese is like a democratic candidate....it may look good, and it may even taste good (lol), but chances are, it's no good" LOL bwahahahaha!

OHHHH FUUUUUUUUUDGE! LMFAO LMAO LOL CTFU BWAWHAHAHA

Girl, I feels you on that ish! eh, but you know if you add some oriental spices and wonderface on that cheese....it's good as new and tastes better than any old melty cheese.
:eek: :D