I'm always in "La-La Land"
 

One day last week I went to class and no one was there, no one was in any other class either. The building was almost vacant...duh..we had no school that day.

Ummm...I was looking everywhere frantically for the date and the materials for my philosophy final...I showed up at the scheduled time...but no one was there. Later on that day I finally catched up with someone in that class and asked them what's up, well, we DID'T have a final in that class.

Where was I when people told me these things? :confused:

sherbertlemons....try lockin your keys in your car with it RUNNING. ah yes, i am again a complete idiot. i got out of my car parked at the bottom of our lot, and was like, "why is dione's car still running....hmmm....?"

oh....not dione's car....MY car......sucked butt, man. :p

I have done this twice, thank god for spare keys.lol

Ok, I will tell all of you guys the story of how I got hired at my current job. This will illustrate what a major bone head I can be every once in a while.

So, I applied on a Monday night.

and the next day, I got a phone call from a guy and I thought it was one of my friends playing a joke on me.

Guy: "Hell-el-el-el-o, is-s-s-s I-i-i-i-ii-vory there?

Me: :cracking the F up!: This is her. Boy, why you talking like that fo? :Lauging again:

Guy: I-i-i-i-i-i am from T-t-t-t-aco Mac.

Me: Bret, if is this you. I SWEAR! Cause I will kick your BLEEP BLEEP and I will Bleep Bleep

Guy: N-n-n-o, this is S-s-s-s-cott, a manager from T-t-t-t-t-aco Mac.

Me: :thinking "Oh sh*t!" "Oh, I am soooo sorry! I thought you were my friend....he likes to call me and joke around. not saying you calling is a joke. UM...."

Then the DUDE starts talking normally again! WTF??

Guy: "Can you come in for an interview tomorrow from 2-4 pm?"

Me: "Sure, I'll be there"

So I go to the interview and I notice he doesnt stutter when he is talking to me. ***SO I ask him "You don't talk like that right? I knew YOU WERE JOKING!!"***

"NO, I s-s-s-s-tutter sometimes"

As my face starts turing red and my eyes start to water, casue I was VERY VERY upset I just said what I did.

But he still hired my stupid A$$.....and we are pretty good friends. everyone made fun of me my first month there telling everyone how I got hired.....and they sometimes talk to me and start stuttering and crack up...THANKS GUYS!! sheesh


PSA** note I don't think stuttering is funny**

ah classic! U must got some skills to be hired after that!!

But see? That's why I'm here- to make you feel better about your life! I'm going home today for the summer---here's to not relocating and being the village idiot there too.

i have you guys beat. i was walking from my car to my apartment. i saw my mom on our screened porch (keep in my that we are on the second floor) so i had the brilliant plan of throwing my keys up against the screen to scare her, cause she cant see me on the ground. so i toss my keys up, only i toss them too high. my keys landed on the roof and NEVER came down. i panicked. i was too embarassed to get the maintanance man to help. so i had to take my spare keys and drive to walmart and get a copy of my mom's house keys. i am so dumb.:o
oh this happened a year ago. i am smarter than that now!!