Tom Earp. But since he was getting his groove on at the bar, he has forgotten which makes 33girl feel...

Like she needed to get her groove on with some hotties, thus the party to invite them over. Hopefully Tom would hear about it, and he did when ilovemyglo and Arya showed up at the club. By now they were slowing things down and Arya saw Tom looking sad, so she walked up and began swaying her hips against him (the accidental bump, come on I wanna dance with ya!) and ilovemyglo saw the hottie SigmaChiCard and decided after her night of driving she needed to release some tension on someone so....

she went over to sigmachicard, but before she could say anything, he laid one on her. meanwhile, arya was attempting to shake that a** with tom, but he was still pondering........

what had happened to KU in the NCAA championship. And on top of that, Coach Williams was leaving to go to UNC. As any good Jayhawk fan would be, Tom just needed some time to drown his sorrows.

Tom said, screw this noise, ordered another round and whipped out his cell phone. "Hey AlphaSigOU, this is Earp, i'm at the bar and there are some mad honies up in here, what you got goin on?"

to which AlphaSig replied....

"Hey, I heard 33girl's having a party tonight - thought I'd hit that (the party that is)! Also, did you hear that Arya is pulling one of HIS crazy stunts again, like with the eating only carmel corn for 2 days thing? Apparently this time HE's dressing like a woman and trying to get all the GC folks thinking he's going to have a sex change! Ha ha, HE's too funny! I bet HE doesn't have anyone fooled!"

Tom, red faced as he movs away from Arya's shaking booty, stammers, "Not one fooled. To that party I think, with the finest from GC! Should I bring my meatloaf?!?!"

Meanwhile, at 33girl's the party is just getting started...

and AlphaGamDiva is wondering when kitso will arrive so he can take 3+6+1=10 shots with her. All of a sudden, her cell phone rings! It is James asking...........

where AXJules is at. AlphaGamDiva tells James that AXJules is hanging out with her friend from school FAB*SpiceySpice and they're wandering around 33Girl's party looking for the guy that FAB kissed at a party the night before. They turn the corner and see a guy and a girl kissing and to FAB's dismay....

...it was ladybug and UCFPhiDelt. What kind of sister is she, FAB thinks....and what kind of player is he? FAB*SpiceySpice is torn. "What should I do?" she asks AXJules, who responds....

"You have GOT to be kidding me! I realize the men of Mizzou are no match for the men of GC but sweetie there are other fish in the sea......You need to get DRUNK!"

Jules pours FAB a shot of Tequila (only the best) when, proving her point, Damasa walks by and is like.......

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila..." But ironical, he falls down before he can say "floor." He wasn't drunk, but someone had swung the bathroom door open and smacked him with it. It was...

Cream and librasoul. "Sorry damasa!" these two hotties :) said in unision. "Let's buy him a drink." Of course damasa, being the gentleman that he is, wouldn't hear of it. He said, "Ladies this round is on me." Librasoul and Cream quickly throw back a shot of tequila each when all of a sudden UF-Pike arrives with four bottles of Cristal courtesy of daddy's platinum american Express. Now librasoul and Cream...

are like, hey let's have some fun with the kid. They wink at Kitso, who's just came walkin in the door. When Cream and librasoul walk up to UFPike, they both turn on their feminine charm and distract him. While UFPike was busy sweatin the 2 hotties, Kitso rolls in and swips 2 bottles of Cristal. He passes one off to damasa, with an instruction to be generous with it for Cream and Librasoul, the other he takes over to his table where AlphaGamDiva, ilovemyglo, OTW, mu_agd and the other squirrels were drinking it up. He sets the bottle down and says, "Ladies, on me"

About this time, his cell starts buzzing, he picks it up and says, "Howdy" to which the person on the other end says.......

"There's an emergency!" exclaimed LeslieAGD. Kitso asks why she's not with the rest of her sisters. She says, "That's not important now, something has happened to..."

ARYA!!!" apparently, arya decided to have some risky surgery that caused booty dancing at the mere sight of........

JAM, who has had 3 shots of tequila courtesy of AXJules. She is trying to get Arya's attention but he is too busy shaking it himself, so she has to settle for...