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Re: What does your month say about you?

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking.

My birthday is November 2nd and I agree with every characteristic, except maybe the "secretive" part. Maybe I'm secretive sometimes (especially when I've brought something that I don't want my husband to know about right away) :D , but most of the time, I'm very open to people about myself. I've been told by many that I have a great, out-going, and assertive personality ( I use a lot of humor in relating to others) and that I have some of the most unique ideas about things that they've heard. I strongly believe in being inquisitive...hey, it's good to be aware of what's going on in the world and about life in general. Just think, how else would one know something if one doesn't just ask? I've always been quick with my thinking. My mother says that she feels that my tongue can be as sharp as a sword because I think quick on my feet, especially when arguing or debating. Yes, I'm great at digging secrets. I'm a COUNSELOR and what is it that counselors do best? Listen, probe, initiate, facilitate, encourage, observe, challenge, and confront... all major components for "digging" secrets. I've been told by many for years that I'm a DEEP thinker and that I'm ALWAYS thinking.... They usually mean it in sort of a negative aspect, but I see it as keeping up-to-date about my life, my surroundings, and the people I come in contact with. And I often come into contact with people (yes, even family members) who just don't have a CLUE of where I'm coming from. It's like they're STILL in the dark ages. And get this, I entered colleged with the INTENTION of becoming...you guessed it...a doctor. However, after I got the "I-think-that-I'm-grown-now-because-I'm-away-from-my-mother" blues, PARTY fever, I chose not buckle down and put forth the necessary effort. I abandoned the idea of becoming a doctor (an OB/GYN) after my FIRST semester. But I'm still facinated with anything dealing with the medical field.

Re: What does your month say about you?

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic.. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends...

:eek: :eek: I don't usually fit profiles but that was me to all the way, except the music and art thing!

Re: Re: What does your month say about you?

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:eek: :eek: I don't usually fit profiles but that was me to all the way, except the music and art thing!

That was the part that was not amenable to me. I like music and art, but I cannot draw anything but squares, circles, triangles, old school elementary house with chimney with smoke coming out of it. :p I used to play the clarinet and the keyboard and the everybody had one: RECORDER. :D

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily
hurt. Easily bored. mood changes easiely.

Sounds about right...

Re: What does your month say about you?

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking.

Yep that's me! I wish I wouldn't known about the doctor thing a few yrs. ago though, I would've tried harder...

I wanna double quote but I can't remember how... Anywho that whole butter bean thing: 2 thumbs up!

Bean was my nickname when I was little girl.

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MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves litterature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. Spendthrift.

I would say this is 70% me :)
Some things are on point and some are my sister's JUNE qualities, lol...we are both Geminis ;)

Both my month and my southern sign were on the nose for me!! :D

Corporate Zodiac

1) MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.

2) SALES Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.

3) TECHNOLOGY Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

4) ENGINEERING One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that engineers place ninety percent of all Personal Ads. You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergodynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel syndrome."

5) ACCOUNTING The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.

6) HUMAN RESOURCES Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail a letter.

7) MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT Catty, cutthroat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager."

8) SENIOR MANAGEMENT
(See above - Same sign, different title)

9) CUSTOMER SERVICE Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.

10) CONSULTANT Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating these career opportunities without ever taking direct action.

11) RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER" As a "person" that profits from the success of others, most people who actually work for a living disdain you. Paid on commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.

12) PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems such as the fax machine suggest the latter.

13) GOVERNMENT WORKER Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the invention of new Holidays. You usually suffer from deep depression or anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the job...Thus the term "GO POSTAL"

Re: Corporate Zodiac

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
3) TECHNOLOGY Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

9) CUSTOMER SERVICE Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.

lucky me, my 8 hours of torture encompass both of these. i'm just jacked up all the way around, huh?

i'm way too jaded to be "bright, cheery and positive," but my co-workers & I do ask each other to strangle, shoot & do other bodily harm to each other, so I guess that part's accurate.

Re: Corporate Zodiac

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
13) GOVERNMENT WORKER Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the invention of new Holidays. You usually suffer from deep depression or anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the job...Thus the term "GO POSTAL"

Hmm. . .the paid days off I agree with, but I'm not sure about the anxiety and depression. I DO NOT let my job get me down.

THIS IS A NEW ONE!!

The other day, I was reading the paper, and I flipped past the funny pages and ended up on the horoscope. I read the message, and it was so vague, that anything I did that day could fall under what they told me in my daily horoscope. I wondered to myself," Man who thinks of these things," so I went and did some research. Come to find out people look at the stars and stuff like that to determine your mood and temperament for each day. Yeah right. Somebody is probably in the back of the Washington Post's Main Office, smoking a Jay and sipping some Remy, steady writing these messages in the name of astrology and has the whole Nation believing it. I thought to myself, "Hell, I can do that." But rather than give you all some random guess of how your day, week, or month will turn out, I'm going to Break down each of the signs of the Zodiac, UF style. I didn't look these up or anything, I'm just going off of people that I know, and you'll see that I'm no Miss Cleo or anything, but I hit the nail on the head with these:

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) Capricorn's are natural leaders. Competitive and hard working, they are often successful because of their confidence and strong will. My Main man Jesus was a Capricorn, so that should show you how they roll. Capricorn's are cool peoples, but that confidence and leadership stuff really sucks when they take it too far and turn into control freaks and snobby nitpickers. Capricorn's talk too damn much, too.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 17) Aquarius are weird. They are often disguised as quiet thugs, or timid fly girls. But in actuality, they love to do stuff like read books, argue, dance in front of the mirror naked and occasionally stalk someone. Watch out for these folks, man.

Pisces (Feb 18-Mar 19) Nurturing and compassionate, people who fall under this sign tend to be boring as hell. These are the people who call you on the phone and sit there and don't say anything. They are great at keeping secrets, and picking winning lotto numbers; that's the only reason to keep them around.

Aries (Mar 20-April 19) You know those free-spirited people? The ones who used to be hippies in the 60's and don't like to wear underwear to work? They fall under the Aries sign. Most Aries are mistaken as freaks, but they just are spontaneous by nature, and can't be tied down or kept on a leash. Most Aries men are professional college students who are like 30 and still live in the all boys dorm. The typical Aries woman is a waitress at Applebee's or IHOP, a groupie, or a Hairdresser. Yo Mamma is an Aries, isn't she?

Taurus (April 20-May 19) People who fall under this sign are very determined. As well as stubborn. They have a vicious mean streak, and will scare the sh*t out of you at any given time. You want a "ride or die" partner for life? Taurus are loyal to the very end. They end up either successful, or locked up. With no parole.

Gemini (May 20-June 20) this is the sign of the twin. Gemini's are very inquisitive and just happy for no reason. These are the folks that are chipper for no reason while the rest of the world looks at them like they are crazy. Ned Flanders from the Simpsons is a Gemini. They are also two-faced, meaning they have two sides to their personalities. Church girls, secretaries, and strippers are Gemini's. Most are bisexuals. Sike.

Cancer (June 21-July 21) Cancers are big balls of emotions. They live off of the love or hate that they receive from others. A Cancer will kill you with a plastic fork. Male Cancers are Police Officers who beat their wives, then stab themselves for hitting a woman. Insecurity runs deep in these folks.

Leo (July 22-Aug 22) Leos are Narcissist. They are the wannabes; in their eyes, they are perfect. You can't tell a Leo that they are "not the bomb" 'cause they'll look at you and laugh. The thing is, they believe and act on this so much, that others start to think it too. Most...no, damn near ALL Leos have terrible road rage. Oh, and they like to yell.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 21) I'm a Virgo, but I'm not gonna make it seem like we are perfect. We are caring, and cooperative, but at the same time we are stubborn and cold hearted. We can look you in the face and lie to you without blinking or smiling. We can also give you our last dime. We need to be needed, and it shows. Beyonce is a Virgo, with her sexy ass.

Libra (Sept 22-Oct 22) Libra's are beautiful, but lethal. They have the personality that you love, but they are treacherous if you get on their bad side. Libra's are good cheerleaders and models. But beware, Libra's are too emotional, and will slash your tires and shoot at you in public places.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very sexy, freaky and exuding confidence, Scorpios are HOT! Too bad they are sometimes dumb as a brick, and so complex that they don't even understand themselves. They are possessive and jealous, stemming from their natural conceit. But yeah, at some point, somehow, they will turn your ass out. You will NEVER forget a Scorpio.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) Sagittarius are very charismatic. A good worker, and centered around family, Sagittarius only downfall is their weakness to bend. While very enthusiastic, they are subject to succumb to bad influences. "Damn homie..in high school you was the MAN, homie!" This is often said to Sagittarius after they have fallen on their ass. Most turn out to be weed heads, or gangs leaders.

ON DA MONEY
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

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Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) Capricorn's are natural leaders. Competitive and hard working, they are often successful because of their confidence and strong will. My Main man Jesus was a Capricorn, so that should show you how they roll. Capricorn's are cool peoples, but that confidence and leadership stuff really sucks when they take it too far and turn into control freaks and snobby nitpickers. Capricorn's talk too damn much, too.

Pretty accurate :p Goodness knows that I talk a lot.
You may have a new career on the horizon.

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ACCOUNTING The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.

Funny :D, but errilly true :eek:

Libra (Sept 22-Oct 22) Libra's are beautiful, but lethal. They have the personality that you love, but they are treacherous if you get on their bad side. Libra's are good cheerleaders and models. But beware, Libra's are too emotional, and will slash your tires and shoot at you in public places.

Not all true!! I am not a psycho..I not a psycho...:eek: :eek:

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Showing anger easily. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Learns to show emotions

This is all me minus the stubborn part. ;)