just let us know, if you want us to stop, just tell us. some of cats aren't so selfish that we're only concerned about getting ours.

Fair enough.

Don't bite me. Nibbles are okay, but come on now...
Do show your pleasure. Vocal can be good.

Do:pass on kinky stuff on the first time
Don't: call the police on your neighbors. That's rude.

Don't: try to cuddle after if either or both of us is all sweaty... gross.

Do: keep going until you know I'm completely satisfied... and yes, it may take a while till I'm COMPLETELY satisfied, so keep your strength up!

:D

don't fart...or burp for that matter!!!! gross!
don't say "i love you" unless you really mean it

do get ready for round 2....quickly....like really quickly

DO: Do something u've never tried with anyone else.
Dont': Do it when girls is on u know what

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Dont talk like you know what youre doing and then when it comes down to it be completely clueless about a womans body... sheesh!

Do LISTEN...

Dont be a sucky kisser and expect me to want more...

Don't tell all your friends about it, if was any of their business I would be doing it with them!

Do make noises and tell me that my $!@#%^ is the isht and I'm the best you've ever had.

Do not stop just because you have heartburn cuz you just had a ishtload of beer.

Do turn the fan the other way because it can and does get dry.

Do not piss me off when I'm going down because my teeth are very powerful.

Do spank me because I've been naughty.

But...

Don't spank me hard enough to give me welts on my azz.

LOL :D

Ouch. Bad mental image.

hahahahhahahaha.....so funny, girl, sooo funny! way to be unbelievably honest!!! the fan??? priceless! :D woo....still laughing....

do use your tongue on multiple parts and look me in the eyes...
do use that carnal instinct
do go deep even when I say fast

DONT stop until I am done or tell you too.
DONT keep going when I am dry unless you want a raw D$*#
DONT say something about any part of my body jiggling or bouncing, that to me equals fat, which is not sexy.
AND DONT ask me how I like your hard bone.... really can you please come up with another name for it, dogs chew on bones, guys screw with a dick!