Thou shalt not come to my house eat up all my food, and don't bring jack but when I come to your house your fridge is BARE!!!:mad:

To piggyback...

Thou shalt not expect a gourmet meal when it's my turn to cook, and when it's your turn, I get Ramen & Hot Sausage/Frozen Pizza & Chips/MCDONALD'S:mad:

Thou shall not have a GOLD TOOTH in thy mouth (fake or real)

Thou shall should not HOG UP THE BATHROOM when it times to get ready (for WORK, date, etc)

Thou shall not be a BUM (brother under management = no job)

Thou shall not ask to meet my daugther after the first date/encounter (it takes a LOOOOOOOONG time for that)

Thou shall not have the BLING BLING, THUG LIFE mentallity (meaning that your last goes to a 40 and a dime bag of weed, gold chain but not a dollar in your pocket to contribute to anything:mad: )

Thou shall have common sense

Thou shall be truthful and respectful (if your want to be friends just say so, don't have me to believe one thing and something comes up)

Thou shall not have finger waves, flip curl style (looking like a gay azz Snoop Dogg) talking about I got to get my hair done WTF

Thou shall take care of HIS OWN CHILD(REN) when dealing wiht me

Thou shall have respect for his mother (if he disrespects her, then he won't give two dead flies about me)

Thou shall have clean finger nails

Thou shall pay for dates/encouters sometime

Thou shall SMELL GOOD AT ALL TIMES (from daily showers and colonge, lotion, deoderant etc)

:D Sorry so long!!!

LaDeia
"...Black is beautiful and full of life..."
-Toni Morrison

Thou shall not have EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER been on Jerry Springer, Jenny Jones, Montel, Sally or Maury.

This was a good one
 

THOU SHALL SAY THANK YOU!!!!

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SMH, because it's such a simple concept that most people don't grasp.

Thou shalt not pick fights with me for no reason.

Thou shall compliment me often.

Thou shall periodically call me sometime during the day for no reason at all but to say hello.

Thou shall not have ANY baby mammas

Thou shall not be divorced or married!

Thou shall not wait for me to ask you to attend church with me

Thou shall not tell me your mom's cooking is better

Thou shall not tell your momma our business

Thou shall always open doors

Thou shall not leave pubic hairs in the shower or on the toilet seat :eek:

or what "I said". :rolleyes:

Thou shalt be a standup guy and not whine about what "the man" does to you.
Thou shalt also have knowledge of a dentist and proper oral hygiene. :D :D
Thou shalt not use Deion Sanders as a fashion icon.:p
Thou shalt not be threatened by my sports knowledge.