Great thread!
 

I would love to pimp slap a couple of the people I work with!:o :o

GOOD THREAD!!
 

I'm diggin this thread.

I want to pimp slap...

the owners of the store I work at for being so d@mn simple.

my boss here at the school for leaving me a nasty voicemail message.

some of the kids at this school for thinking they are SO above the rules.

Dubya for the obvious reasons.

some of the power hungry people here that get off on holding isht over other people's heads. That isht gets old and tired after a while.

the administration at this school for being so friggin last minute. I mean, we have a calendar. Why is everything so last minute???? *SLAP*

my boss AGAIN for feeling like it's cool to give deadlines less than 48 hours out.

My Turn,My Turn
 

I would love to pimp slap:

-The management of my company who decided not to shut the company down last week...even though we had a major ice strom.

-The management of my company again for basically putting out a memo that the client comes first and that we should risk our lives and get to work on time.

-And most of the customers that I deal with on a daily basis for basically treating like I'm lower then dirt because I'm not a computer tech....especially when they find out the have to pay for software support

-Oh almost forgot the Ops trolls who frigging gave me a 10:30am lunch on this new shift bid schedule

My pimp slap must be number 5, 434,457 for George B. Wubbya.

Re: My Turn,My Turn
 

***OK off topic***

You know what came to mind when I read this? The manager in the World Trade Center that told his staff if anybody leaves they will be fired because they had clients to service. The people who left have their LIVES. That isht still pisses me off when I think about it.

Get a new job prospectiverushee...management sucks at your place.

***OK back to the pimp slappage***

Oooh, me, me!! My turn!!!

I would like to join the ever-growing line to pimp slap our Presidiot George Bush.

Next, I would like to pimp slap that little girl that I saw at the 7-11 last night on my way to work. She wanted some junky snack cakes and her mommy told her no. WHY did that little hiefer start screaming, "I hate you!! I'm not going anywhere with your ugly azz!!" Then proceeded to run along the aisles of the store knocking everything down while mommy just stood there. In fact, I would like to pimp slap the mom too for being stupid!! :mad:

Then, I would like to pimp slap the school district. Where is my check for subbing for those bad kids two weeks ago??

Finally, the women and men who appear on these paternity test shows (Maury, Jenny Jones) knowing they have been hoing around and then have the nerve to look shocked, fall out like they at a funeral, etc. when the test does not go the way they want. Also, an honorary pimp slap for those moms that appear on the same shows with bad azz kids and expect the military man to deal with them.

More pimp slaps to come!!

Im Next! Im Next!

Am I number 5, 434,458 for G.W? LOL

SUPER pimp slap my supervisor for always being so mean and snobbish! WE DONT CARE HOW MUCH MONEY YOUR HUSBANDS DADDY HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Double Pimp slap the left overs from that 30 inches of snow THAT JUST WILL NOT GO AWAY!

Triple Pimp Slap the woman I saw yesterday for wearing open toe sandals!







:cool::) :)

My turn!

First, I gotta pimp slap Dubya for just being an idiot and also just for general principal.

A HUGE pimp slap for all this dang on rain. I swear the gray skies are about to depress me.

Super pimp slap to the process engineering prof who gave me homework over spring break.

Super duper pimp slap to the other prof who wants me to design a bioreactor over the break! I HAVE NOT GRADUATED YET!!!!!

RYAN SEACREST!!! HE is sooooooo dayum annoying.

An Open Letter to American Idol: If you decide to have an American Idol 3, get rid of Seacrest. He makes my NETHER REGIONS FLARE, PULSATE, and THROB!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

My supervisor!!!!!
 

I would like to pimp slap my supervisor for coming to work on Monday with a GHEEEEEETTTTTTOOOOOO hairstyle that looked as if she had a puppy sitting on top of her head!!! WTF?????

side: not pulsate and throb, CT4?! lol

Can I pimp slap my EX boss for firing me at 4:50pm on a freaking TUESDAY?

Can I pimp slap the weather, can it be spring OR winter, not both?

*Looking for the end of the "Pimp slap Dubya" line*

Can I pimp slap North Korea for trying to flex on the United States? (and an extra slap for Dubya for IGNORING them!!)

I wanna pimp slap the (expletive)(expletive) ;) that wrote that "Idiot's guide to Black History Month" article.

I wanna stand in line to pimp slap Nikki1920s boss for wasting her gas/sleep yesterday!

I wanna pimp slap financial aid, my aid was reinstated over a week now, and I have yet to get my check!

I wanna pimp slap financial aid for even putting me through the appeals process anyway, I have WAYYYY above their 2.0 requirement.

I wanna pimp slap my old college, they sent me a letter saying that I owe them 'delinquent tuition, residency fees', because my last semester there, my mother (my next of kin), moved to Florida. Now I have to go through all of these hoops to prove that I was an independent student, that she has not claimed me on her taxes in at least 5-6 years, she has provided 0% of my educational expenses and I do NOT owe that school anything, let alone $4500.

I wanna pimp slap myself for not deciding on a major when I first went to college, I would have graduated by now.

I wanna pimp slap Hoosier who just needs a little attention...I will give him some attention :o

I wanna Pimp Slap:

All of the customers of the bank I work for

Upper management who decided we cant eat at our desks anymore, just because some complained to OSHA about mice

The person who complained

The old lady at Walmart who messed up my baby registry

The owners of the vending machines at work for always messing up change and not giving me my snacks

ok why did i CTFU when i saw the title of this thread? lol!

QTE

I'll pimp slap ANYBODY that messes with a pregnant girls snacks!!
Are they mad?

Speaking of the Maury show...I want to pimp slap the YOUNG lady that has been on 3 times and has brought on about 10 men for a paternity test for her baby. They all failed. That isht is nasty.