What about an application form?

Name______________
D.O.B._________________
SSN(for checking of credit, criminal history, etc.)___________
Height/Weight_________

Do you have all of your teeth?____
*If no, please discard application immediately and proceed to the nearest exit.

Do you have deep-rooted "issues"? (i.e. inability to detatch the umbilical cord, jealosy issues, fear of commitment, abnormal sexual fetishes, etc.)__________
*Note...an answer of yes to any of the above may not automatically disqualify you from consideration, but must be disclosed in order to proceed to the interview process.

Do you have any of the following (please circle any that apply):
**if so please elaborate, feel free to use the space on the back of this sheet**

Girlfriend(S)
Wife
"Baby-Mama"
Crazy Ex-Girlfriends
Crazy Mother/Father
Illegitimate Children
Pending Legal/Criminal Actions against you
Gay Tendencies
Communicable Diseases
Anger Management Issues


Do you have a car?____
*Note...if you are currently matriculating towards a degree, this requirement can be met by having "access" to an automobile.

Do you have a job?_____
*Note...having no job with unexplained wads of cash lying in inconspicous places will immediately disqualify you.

Finally....
Who was the best rapper? Circle one....

Tupac

Biggie

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These are SO great!!!