Thanks Herm! You are the bestest sister friend in the entire universe!!! Love in AOE.

My personal hell would be driving behind a car that was going 10 mph under the speed limit for eternity while I was driving around every guy I wish I had never kissed......or it could be failing out of college

1) Having my teeth or hair fall out

2) Having to be in a room with all of my exes (all but one)

3) Being alone and cold and lonely

4) Having to hear an annoying song 24/7 for the rest of my life

5) Working out and NEVER loosing any weight!

6) Trying to graduate college and find out that I have to start all over again! UGH!

Pure hell for me would be surrounded by my NEIGHBORS for all ETERNITY!:eek:

Honestly, it would be watching my kids lead unhappy, miserable lives with the constant thought it was all because I did this or didn't do that. In other words, it would be MY FAULT!:(

I dunno, I've had pretty shitty roommates the past three years.

But, I already lived my hell the day my dad died. I don't think it could get worse than that. It was like a movie, no joke.

Lived through one already. Having to baby sit your little sister through New Kids on the Block Concert in the early 90s while going through the Heavy Metal phase of my life. God it was horrible. It violated the Interational Convent for Personal Dignity (made that one up)

*A world without carbohydrates! (mmmmm, bagels, waffles, cereal, hot baked bread, cake!!)

*A world without The Food Network, TV (in general), music, or magazines

*Losing my teeth and hair (I second that from someone's previous post)

*Never meeting a wonderful man to share my life with

*Losing my mother

*Being stuck in this crappy job and crappy state another year

*Being caught with the same outfit as someone else, particularly someone I can't stand

*Watching my ex make out with another woman in front of me

*Losing a limb or one of my five senses

*Bugs in my house

*Explosive, uncontrollable diahrrea

*Nuclear war

*Hitting a dog while driving

*Gaining back all of the weight I've lost

*A world without Jeremy (He's a beautiful man I work with who has the smile and eyes of a pure angel. He's pure heaven on earth.)

*Having no friends (been there, don't want to go back)

I cant believe you went there. rotflmao.

I forgot to add, an eternity without cable or Direct TV. Oh, I'd have a TV, just with rabbit ears that got shitty reception. UGH.

being stuck for eternity behind someone slow..but also having someone going just as slow next to them so that i can't pass (this goes for driving as well as walking)

only the "music" of no doubt is played..24/7

the constant smell of bananas

no internet or cable tv

have to wear pantyhose 24/7

someone really annoying not giving me any me/alone/quiet time. (constant talking about nothing)

having to spend eternity with that girl from my old job in santa fe who i HATE

being stuck in that job forever.

*Puking(me or anyone else), nuff said

*Being alone in a lightning storm

*Not being able to slow down my hyperactive mind

*Being around people who talk too much

*Being around people who always ask dumb questions

*Being alone involuntarily

*Being stuck in an elevator

*A close relative dying

*Being paralyzed

*Being blind

*Being deaf

*Being around verbally abusive people

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You are shameless!!!!!!

I keep having this dream that I'm stuck in Happy Days, and in the background the theme music keeps playing, but we never get past Wednesday!

On top of all that, on the social ladder, I'm below Ralph Malph, so the Fonz won't even talk to me! So all I remember is "Sunday Monday Happy Days, Tuesday Wednesday Happy Days, Sunday Monday........"

-I'd be forced to listen to my aunt or any other zealot spout quasi-religion forever, with no retort possible

-The only beer is Blue Moon (*puke*)

-Everything you say is mimicked

-Everyone is a 'fanboy'

OK, that'll get us started - I won't lie to you, though, there are some posters who consistantly whine and bitch at others on here, sometimes reading their posts in series is hellish. Y'all cool ones make up for them. Sorta.

1) A world filled with bicyclists
2) Spiders everywhere
3) Sitting in stop and go traffic for the rest of my life
4) Math midterms/finals for the rest of my life...
5) Being only able to hear the sound of whispering (I HATE WHEN YOU'RE IN CLASS AND THE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU WHISPER TO EACH OTHER FOR THE ENTIRE LECTURE.)

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